New year, new standards!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Dune, Dec 31, 2013.

  1. Dune

    Dune Well-Known Member

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    May 7, 2013
    1.) Only paddling out on 18ft days, not 18+, not 17.5ft.
    2.) Only riding 4'6, seven fins.
    3.) Only paddling out by myself, most people only surf up to 17.5ft, but I go the extra mile and shred the 18ft beach break pounders. Which will leave me by myself.
    4.) No less than 800lbs at the gym cant afford to be tired after I paddle out.
    5.) Become a NJSHREDMACHINE!
     
  2. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    If you re-post this in two hours you'll be the front runner for the 2014 Kook of the Year. Give me the last 30 seconds of my life back. Now.
     

  3. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    And this is the year I try to stand up while on my board while on a wave! does white water count?