1.) Only paddling out on 18ft days, not 18+, not 17.5ft. 2.) Only riding 4'6, seven fins. 3.) Only paddling out by myself, most people only surf up to 17.5ft, but I go the extra mile and shred the 18ft beach break pounders. Which will leave me by myself. 4.) No less than 800lbs at the gym cant afford to be tired after I paddle out. 5.) Become a NJSHREDMACHINE!
If you re-post this in two hours you'll be the front runner for the 2014 Kook of the Year. Give me the last 30 seconds of my life back. Now.