New Years Resolution

You never miss if you aim at the right target.

 

Dude, start a Tinder account or something, with the many ways to get laid these days, you really have no excuse anymore. It's so easy now, go get your d*ck wet Bub!

 

With my job, I have little time to date before April. But I have promised myself that I will be in the market this Spring.

 

Who said anything about dating them? Lol There are plenty of no strings attached chicks out there waiting for you... just a click away.

 

been 2 months for me but then again thats my fault. it has been 3 years by choice remember that is unless your **** is broken.

 

I'd be fine with that too, but little time to meet right now. Will be ending this pathetic drought in a few months haha.

While I wouldn't push a hot girl away, I take most of the blame. I haven't pursued many in that time. There was one but I did a few things to turn her off.

Back in the summer of 2011, my friends then sister in law was visiting them when they rented a house for a couple weeks in Cape May. She lives in Minnesota or something. My friend's then wife (her sister) kept telling me how much her sister liked me and I was all she talked about it. And reminded me for a few years later how much she asked about me. After the split from my fiancé, I asked my buddy's wife about her sister and said I'd be down to hang out when she visits. She said she had been in a relationship by that point. Pretty disappointing, though I'm sure that **** happens to all of us!!!!

Lame.

 

Just go bang a few hindus and get it over with.
Use it, or lose it!!

 

Barry!!! Help the dude out and send a few of the whores to visit him, free of charge... and pick out the good ones not the day shift

 

After 3 years of not getting laid I would think that a dude with a ball gag might look good.

 

go to costa rica. if you cant get laid on the nicoya pennisula then ur impotent.

 

Solution to 2017....JESandyouknowtherestUS.



Preacher Wayne Stockbine from Melbourne writes a religious message in the sand. It has become a tradition for some to come to the Cocoa Beach Pier for the New Year's sunrise. Some surf, some take photos, some go for a New Year's dip and others just come to watch the first sunrise of the New Year.
MALCOLM DENEMARK/FLORIDA TODAY

 

Way to impact the coast dude... Scribble some sh!t in the sand

 

surprising because his target audience probably isn't old enough to read.

 

I spent 3.5 years in Iceland. It's not nearly as mysterious now as it was back when I lived there so you probably already know this, but if not, Iceland gets some pretty awesome surf.

I don't know that I'd recommend going there just to surf, but if you're there anyway, and have the requisite gear, chances are good you'll score some thick, lonely surf.

 

Awesome pics dude!

 

Today's office calendar said that Mark Twain said, "New Years Day is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." Mark Twainwas a character and I believe he wrote an essay on his time he tried surfing in Hawaii.

 

Jack London?