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Nice! you are so eloquent.

 

Surfmyass... Interesting

 

Yankee doesn't seem to think so... A case of homosexual panic, or is it ass envy?

 

Well, is it:

Surfmyass - as in people can't surf?
Surfmyass - as in there is no surf?
Surfmyass - as in, get up in my ass?

 

Exactly

 

The only panic is when you see a dood in a speedo & your wood causes you to flee to the restroom. Again.

 

because that's what you do when you see your type of guy in a speedo. At least the rest of here like the vagina.

 

Considering that, by your own account, the mean man in the tatts owned you in the water AND on the beach, I'd say with full confidence you're the very last jackass to be braying about your manhood, anal petunia.

You can't even come up with original material, cumquat.

 

Nothing original about a guy like you getting wood every time you see guys walking around in nut huggers.

I basically chased mr tattoo out of the water.

 

Uh, no, you didn't chase anyone out of the water; overweight loads who sit there & watch waves get taken from them & then bite their fingernails whilst their gear gets mutilated are living in fantasy land when they claim otherwise.

Off your meds, sparky? By your own admission you stayed in the ocean while That Mean Tatted Man tossed your gear every which way. Think of it as you got your salad tossed, brad shiiited.

Go get your shine box.

 

Uh.... No.

 

It's skidmark, round two ^^

 

Stop trying so hard. You're the weakest personality here.

 

Anyways...

What Z said is spot on.

The couch potato is great and rides like a longboard on speed. It's fast. Ride only as a quad. Goes great with future seaworthy fins If you want a real fishy feel. Keep the trailers tiny on that one or it will seem super stiff. If it's not a future set up, get something rakey. FCS2 carvers, but get the quad rears as small as they make em. Speaking from experience on that board. It's like hula hooping into turns.

The lost puddle jumper had become my go to board these days. As a thruster it rides like a true shortie for the most part. As a quad it's basically a jet ski. How small can it grovel? I can pump that thing out straight to the beach on the crumbling remnants of the wave I'm on.

The glassing on both boards sucked. Typical.


Oh, and I didn't read pages 2-5, but I'm fairly certain Yankee is right.

 

Always listen to your Uncle, brad shiitttted.

 

Yeah, good thing you didn't. Might have ended up w/ a really bad tattoo. Or worse a 5'10" x 18" x 2" thick tater chip fit for a Brazilian pro, the worst surfboards ever for the common man (woman). A floaty fish sounds really fun. Hope you didn't drive home all sloppy, super bad idea. Please be careful.

 

That one little sentence was better than all of the paragraphs and paragraphs of crap that you try so hard to make a great dirting on someone. You're getting better but you still are the kook master.

The sheriff.

 

You should fit in good around these parts.