Newby to the crowd

Notice the lotion bottles anywhere...’you’d didntndinyou...wanna know WHY???
It put the lotion in the BASKET

 

I built it so I could get the boards on and off easier and keep them off the floor. The dowl pins are adjustable for different width boards.

 

Wearing a leather gimp suit

 

It’s to circulate air from the sub-Terainian lair complete with frikken sharks with frikken laser beams attached to their frikken heads

 

Handmedown from living room... serves as a waxing stand and dancing platform when I’m feeling frisky

 

So I can dance to “goodbye horses” while wearing a dress and talk to myself

 

I’ve done plenty of step off and falls in 2’ of water, never but I hear it’s marvelous and I’m smart enough to lock it all up - and I have 1000 yard stare so that means I see everything 10x as good from 100 yrds offshore... and I take pictures with my eyes. For later.

 

It’s in a semi finished basement. Buying boards like a drunken sailor meant I couldn’t install a ceiling and the mirror is my wife and daughter trying to take over my half ass surftown

 

Wife does the SUP thing but my little girl rides that two face blue and white RB fish - she’s the reason I finally paddled out. All seriousness, the kids my heart and soul and all the stoke I’ve gotten in the water and hunting around for a place like this to call home and the goods that come with are all because of her. I think I was more pumped up when she caught her first 4’ green wave than she was - she won’t have to miss all the time I did. Isn’t that what being a good parent does? Learn from the past...
There, I’m done being sentimental - it’s your fault Sir