NJshredmachine

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by Brode, Apr 29, 2013.

  1. Brode

    Brode Well-Known Member

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    Oct 27, 2011
    NJshredmachine,

    Got any good stories to tell? We would all love to hear more about some of your epic accomplishments, adventures, or encounters!
     
  2. StuckontheGulf

    StuckontheGulf Well-Known Member

    524
    Apr 23, 2012
    Baiting Shred haha. You must be bored
     

  3. Brode

    Brode Well-Known Member

    220
    Oct 27, 2011
    haha yeah...but you have to admit you want to hear some of his stories too!
     
  4. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    Ooooooo, remember that time when he surfed a 22 footer during sandy!
     
  5. cackedinri

    cackedinri Well-Known Member

    209
    May 21, 2012
    i heard shred and jason collins had a little rendezvous back when he played for the nets.
     
  6. superbust

    superbust Well-Known Member

    659
    Nov 2, 2008
    ...and they're off!!!!
     
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  7. NJshredmachine

    NJshredmachine Well-Known Member

    81
    Jan 17, 2013
    Are you trying to be sarcastic?
     
  8. mgshevs

    mgshevs Active Member

    27
    Mar 10, 2013
    It was actually a 23 footer
     
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    I can only speak for myself, but I want to know what a day in the life of NJshredmachine is like, no sarcasm.
     
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  10. Brode

    Brode Well-Known Member

    220
    Oct 27, 2011
    See Shred, you have a fan club on here!

    I'm not being sarcastic, I truly want to hear some stories
     
  11. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
  12. NJshredmachine

    NJshredmachine Well-Known Member

    81
    Jan 17, 2013
    I'm not falling for this. I'm too busy making money to be messin with you redneck fools. Lets put it this way. Take everything you've accomplished in your life multiply it by 100 and you still won't come close. Questions?
     
  13. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    There is actually video detailing the day of the NJShredmachine...

    here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QJ9i_o5vo
     
  14. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    You're not making ****. You're just making a fool out of yourself.
     
  15. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    7am wrestle sharks
    8am pound beers
    9am paddle out, get shacked
    9:01am get shacked again
    9:02 call brah boys to grab the skis because the swell is building
    9:02.5 tow in and get pitted
    9:05 exit water. Pound beer
    9:06am tell jersey police to give You a donut and $&$$& off
    9:07am get pitted again
    9:10am bang your chick
    9:10.5am head back to the macking swell
    9:11am get super shacked
    9:12am get money
    9:13am spend money
    9:16am wrestle a shark
    9:17am get shacked
    9:18.5 bang your chick again
    9:19 interview with surfer mag
    9:20 smoke a blunt and bang your chick one last time
     
  16. Brode

    Brode Well-Known Member

    220
    Oct 27, 2011
    Can you PLEASE provide an example of just a couple of your accomplishments?
     
  17. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    hahah bangs chick for less then 1 minute
     
  18. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    falling out laughing...please we just gotta know what you accomplish in a typical NJshredster day
     
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  19. NJshredmachine

    NJshredmachine Well-Known Member

    81
    Jan 17, 2013
    My list of accomplishments?
    ? 24 and making 6 figs...i date models exclusively. I get barrelled weekly. I bench 4 bones. My car is the fastest on the block. I've got all designed threads. Even my tank tops for gym brahh.

    Now your turn. Silence... That's what I thought. POwned biatch!!!
     
  20. Brode

    Brode Well-Known Member

    220
    Oct 27, 2011
    BOOM! Classic NJshredmachine post!

    How about more details about what you do during your typical day....