NJshredmachine

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by Brode, Apr 29, 2013.

  1. NJAZguy

    NJAZguy Well-Known Member

    62
    Aug 27, 2011
    Me and NJshredmachine got high and licked eachother's grundles...hey shred remember that night last week? Can't wait to do it again! Next time you give the bumb thumb ok? Awesome!
     
  2. Brode

    Brode Well-Known Member

    220
    Oct 27, 2011
    Actually, only for 30 seconds in between getting shacked and having an interview with surfer mag

    7am wrestle sharks
    8am pound beers
    9am paddle out, get shacked
    9:01am get shacked again
    9:02 call brah boys to grab the skis because the swell is building
    9:02.5 tow in and get pitted
    9:05 exit water. Pound beer
    9:06am tell jersey police to give You a donut and $&$$& off
    9:07am get pitted again
    9:10am bang your chick
    9:10.5am head back to the macking swell
    9:11am get super shacked
    9:12am get money
    9:13am spend money
    9:16am wrestle a shark
    9:17am get shacked
    9:18.5 bang your chick again
    9:19 interview with surfer mag
    9:20 smoke a blunt and bang your chick one last time
     
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  3. NJshredmachine

    NJshredmachine Well-Known Member

    81
    Jan 17, 2013
    Go off somewhere you homo. This board is for real surfers...
     
  4. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    $2500.00....is this the 6 figures your talking about working after school at Target, c'mon tell the truth
     
  5. Brode

    Brode Well-Known Member

    220
    Oct 27, 2011
    None of us on here are real surfers...we envy you Shred.

    We all want to surf 23 footers in NJ and bang only models, while being able to bench 400lbs, making six figures, and driving the fastest whip on the block!
     
  6. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    How'd your mommy spellcheck your posts? She was over my house earlier.

    6 figures, I can't stop laughing.What do you count in pennies?
     
  7. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    C'mon you guys don't think there is a legit person behind njshredmachine do you? It's so obviously some guy who enjoys having a goof on the forums.
     
  8. KookieMonster

    KookieMonster Well-Known Member

    488
    Jan 13, 2012
    Dont ruin the illusion, we have much to learn from this young shredder.
     
  9. mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

    323
    Jan 30, 2013
    six figs...

    As in Newtons. For lunch.From mom.
     
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  10. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Anyone that brags about lifting to a forum full of dudes obviously wants to play a naked game of bro on bro leapfrog.
     
  11. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    another one for you msh!tz

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  12. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    OMG after I laughed so hard I was crying trying to tell my wife that day in the life of Shred he come sin and makes me laugh even harder! Can we get some Shred Machine shirts made up? Maybe a tank top that says NJ Shred Machine surfs better than me.
     
  13. superbust

    superbust Well-Known Member

    659
    Nov 2, 2008
    Im sorry but everyone please help me give this man a hand of applause. I love fig newtons.
     
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  14. seabeard

    seabeard Member

    15
    Mar 20, 2013
    this is the best day of my life i didnt think kookmachine could be more of an assclown but here he is blownin our minds once again. the t shirt idea is unreal swellinfo needs to make them and pump them out they could put a surf cam in every city. id piss my pants laughing. theres to many epic words of wisdom for one t shirt they need a kookmachine series. i pull hindus on 23 footers brahh
     
  15. superbust

    superbust Well-Known Member

    659
    Nov 2, 2008
    Ill switch the tides...

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  16. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    air contest brah, ur chophops dont count
     
  17. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    they need the overhead green man shirt, but bench pressing under the green wave lip

    shred till dead
     
  18. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    TURDVOLUTION! U Havent gotten over the ass beating you got huh?
     
  19. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

    811
    Jun 6, 2012
    Six figs....in Trident Layers...
     
  20. NJshredmachine

    NJshredmachine Well-Known Member

    81
    Jan 17, 2013
    My pictures speak for themselves. It's sooooo funny how many English majors we had on here... Get a life guys.