This is gold. Every ****ing word of it. Though my favorite part is "my car is the fastest on the block" I spit coffee all over my desk.
The only way life can get better for me right now is if the forecast holds for the weekend...this is just absolutely fantastic. But I have to say to Shred, I'd still love more details as to your daily life. And as far as the t-shirts, I'd buy three in a second, I think it'd be a great swellinfo fundraiser, like when they had the beanies at a discounted price...i have to say though, I think the first shirt should go back to the roots of all this and say- "Surfing, Bench Pressing, Whatever...It's On!".
this is not typical NJShredmachine response... I'd prefer a bench press stat or a jerzy pipeline story...
You are not even a witty troll. I, along with others, have linked sources for "your" pictures. If you are going to steal other surfers' pictures from the net and claim they are your own, at least be smart about it. If I can find them by using a simple key word search on google images, you just aren't trying very hard.
Very true...as great as things are right now far from easy street...minimal dollars(I don't get those six figs like shred), work is so-so, but all the important stuff is in check.
the richer ya are, the harder ya fall. thats what sandy showed me when all the wealthy coastal connecticut people in my town got plowed, but the poor in bridgeport were still just....poor and in bridgeport.
Ha, absolutely...funny where they're rebuilding around here too, closer to the friggin' water...honestly can't wait to see it happen again. And for the record(for you jersey guys), these aren't quaint fishing communities, they're obnoxious mcmansions that don't belong there and the f**kwads that live there are pushing closer while simultaneously expecting your deepest sympathies and ruining what little marsh we have left in the process.
NJSHREDMACHINE, Man don't take offense to any of this. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Just realize that even your detractors(your foes) read EVERYTHING that has your name attached to it. Some dudes get jealous that they can't get as much attention, so they rag. Go with it NJSHREDMACHINE. Also realize that alot of these dudes are warm weather surfers for whom surfing's a hobby. They don't know what it's like to tackle triple overhead Jersey winter juice.......drifting 20 blocks ........all alone in the Atlantic. Hey NJSHREDMACHINE what part of Jersey are you repping? That's required info. And hey man, you think you could spot me $20 bucks, dude? Man, I bet you got killer ca-caine, huh?
looks like someone is listening to the dead today....speaking of which, what do y'all think shredman listens to when benching 400 bones and driving the fastest car on the block?
yea man realtors down here are building houses on barrier islands that are projected by minimum estimates to be under 3 meters of water in the next 10 years. And there offering 15 year mortgages! Most of these houses cost much more then a mil, and insurance companies refuse to cover them because of barrier island rollover and sea level rise. Honestly, we can expect to see more and more destruction 100x worse then Sandy until people realize that the coast is a dynamic environment susceptible to change, and that barrier islands are not a stable building surface when factoring in rollover, litoral drift etc. Unless technology or human behavior changes, sandy is going to look like a drop in the bucket.
