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Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by Brode, Apr 29, 2013.
I must say I do fear all of this attention will force the shredmachine into hiding.
No, I don't think so, I still think he is a 14 yr. old punk, but if he is not, he is either smarter than a fox or dumber than a box of rocks...I still want to see some video of the NJshredster ripping 23ft. slabs
i laughed so hard i scared my dog out of my room
Hey I said this earlier, but................
If y'all are really this enchanted with NJSHREDMACHINE, then I implore you to book a vacation this summer to Seaside Heights, NJ. We're talking real life stuff here, not the cyber world. You guys will be shocked. NJSHREDMACHINE doesn't even begin to exemplify what Seaside is like in the summer. You guys might blow a blood vesel or two. Bring your cameras.......
Besides, the area can use the tourism to boot. Help keep people like NJSHREDMACHINE alive and well. Come spend some money in Seaside Heights, NJ this summer. Thank you.........Just remember, this year it could be YOU that gets smacked. Show some east coast unity and love............
alert alert alert
Shred has changed his name to "watchmyguns" (join date may, 1 2013)
SHRED, Get back on your old name. You can't go changing names on us...we need you!!
last time i was in LBI i went to southside to observe the guido in its natural habitat.
True. My last AC experience was guido city. My waiter was fake tan with all the accessories.
I'm gonna start a thread and just post pics of guidos in my town, we're chock full of them.
Beach Haven really isn't guido central. You have to travel further north. South Jersey's guido is a tamer more subtle animal.
Um have any of you been within a mile radius of D'jais in Belmar? The whole town reeks of Joop!
NJshredmachine is a real, live superher - I doubt nothing he says. I bet you he mashes in his softball league, too.
i heard it was shredmachine that saved greg long at cortez bank.i heard he bodysurfed into a 60footer,busted an air off the lip,and dove 60ft deep to save greg.your a hero man,glad i got a few insults from him.someday i will tell my grandchildren about the epic adventures of mr.shred.
i heard they have a movie coming out,a documentary about the legendary shredmachine.they have pauly shore coming to play mr.shred and andy dikk as his mentor.im looking foward to seeing it.heard its going to be better than "north shore"
Thankfully we don't have any guido's in DE, we don't have any waves either... LOL
He also fixed the debt ceiling crisis. There is nothing NJshredmachine cannot do.
i hear alot of the philly guidos are hitting do me beach and ocmd....
yeah...the realtors and chambers of commerce in DE and MD beaches are marketing in NYC, NJ, and PA, trying to lure vacationers south who might be worried that the beaches up north will be too hurricane damaged to visit this summer.
The ads usually leave out the part that Delaware is gonna be pumping sand starting in June and probably not stopping until mid fall.
Yeah, do me has always had a lot of Philly, but we also get a lot from the DC, Balt area. Luckily alot of them aren't surfing, just drinking.... LOL
Shockingly, I saw a pack of wild guidos walking around on Broad in Charleston. I have no idea how they migrated so far south, but I wanted to encourage them to go back home. They must have been lost. I know the low country is a dangerous place for a fist pumper.
Hair gel probly loses holding power down in that southern heat.
POwned...LOL. I like this guy.