Njshredmachine

No just search it

 

Dude best thing to do is go to his profile page and read his posts, in sequential order.

 

He drove the fastest coolest whip on da block, made 6 figures, had an iPhone 8, benched about 800lbs, had the freshest cloths, banged hindus and shot piers. Other than that like Seldom said read his posts on his profile.

 

how the heck could you forget to mention all the hot hindus he bangs???

 

And rode 23 footers all day in Jeersy.

 

Banged hindus was listed right before shot piers.

Needless I say more?

 

The story's getting overrated.

 

This story should replace the Christmas story! Long live the NJ Shredmachine!

 

lol,u might want to hire a team of Asian interns to monitor his posts,and itll still take a year to sort through.good luck

 

my bad... I was bench pressing while reading your post.

 

It all started years ago...i ran into the tan mom and she was in desperate need of some C in her M & P.
so, i did what any of us would do, and grabbed a sixer of fourloco and a box of rubbers.
she wanted to heat things up, so she poured one of the fourloco's all over that special area to lube it up and i proceeded to get my groove on.

Little did i know, the fourloco ate right through the condom....and nine months later....out popped a spiked hair, gold chain wearing guido with a bottle of hair gel in one hand and a fourloco in the other.
His first words were: "I shotted honeyton, yo...give me my models, needless i say more".

Throughout the years, the Shred, as we call him, picked up a knack for stock trading, he started trading stocks on line and went big time when at 11 started trading on Wall Street. He banged all the hot women, especially models, entered in several lifting competitions and held the "strongest child in NJ" 3 consecutive years, because after all NJ is the best state in the state, and drove the fastest whip on the block...all while never really honing in on his grammatical skills.

Shred's most notable accomplishment came during Hurricane Sandy, when he paddled out alone, 3 fourloco's deep, and rode a 23 footer in Belmar...it was his proudest day. He then decided to join Swellinfo's forum and begin to tell the world of his death defying feats in an attempt to rule the world.

Sadly, after much harrassment and several name changes, he realized his dreams would not come so easily and decided to step up his game...He randomly posts pictures to SI in attempt to find the noteriaty he feels he deserves...Here is his latest, an unbelievable snap he pulled at Pipeline...he glides so fast through the water that he doesn't leave trails through it and what you can't see from the picture is that he just pulled out of the hottest supermodel in HI mere seconds before this glorious image was captured.



The story of the Shred is only beginning, next year he will be 14 and ready to prove to the world that he is the most gnarliest man in the world.

 

its an epic tale of jersey epicness. what are you talkin bout! shred machine rocks hard. he bangs 30 perfect ten models by noon and gets tubed in stand up double barrells the rest of the day. happy new years everyone . haha

 

oops sorry antoine was talking to the person dissing the jersey shred machine

 

Nice Koki, well said!!

 

No worries man, did you at least put up some Shredmachine worthy Lbs?

 

Absolute SI platinum my man! Now we finally know the origins of the Shred.

 

it all makes sense now 4 locos destroy good genetics.

 

Sorry, can't help it... its been nineteen posts already and it hasn't happened:

#njshredmachineripsatbelmar

 

Nah I went lite today... Was just repping out with 450lbs