no chance tropical development

What he failed to mention is those are all three the same person.

 

This just in:

URGENT — WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE JACKSONVILLE, FL
1900 PM EDT SUN JUN 27, 2014

...DEVASTATING DAMAGE EXPECTED...
INVEST 91L ... A MOST POWERFUL HURRICANE WITH UNPRECEDENTED
STRENGTH... RIVALING THE INTENSITY OF HURRICANE CAMILLE OF 1969.

MOST OF THE AREA WILL BE UNINHABITABLE FOR WEEKS...PERHAPS LONGER. AT
LEAST ONE HALF OF WELL CONSTRUCTED HOMES WILL HAVE ROOF AND WALL
FAILURE. ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL...LEAVING THOSE HOMES SEVERELY
DAMAGED OR DESTROYED.

THE MAJORITY OF INDUSTRIAL BUILDINGS WILL BECOME NON FUNCTIONAL.
PARTIAL TO COMPLETE WALL AND ROOF FAILURE IS EXPECTED. ALL WOOD
FRAMED LOW RISING APARTMENT BUILDINGS WILL BE DESTROYED. CONCRETE
BLOCK LOW RISE APARTMENTS WILL SUSTAIN MAJOR DAMAGE...INCLUDING SOME
WALL AND ROOF FAILURE.

AIRBORNE DEBRIS WILL BE WIDESPREAD...AND MAY INCLUDE HEAVY ITEMS SUCH
AS HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES AND EVEN LIGHT VEHICLES. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLES
AND LIGHT TRUCKS WILL BE MOVED. THE BLOWN DEBRIS WILL CREATE
ADDITIONAL DESTRUCTION. PERSONS...PETS...AND LIVESTOCK EXPOSED TO THE
WINDS WILL FACE CERTAIN DEATH IF STRUCK.

POWER OUTAGES WILL LAST FOR WEEKS...AS MOST POWER POLES WILL BE DOWN
AND TRANSFORMERS DESTROYED. WATER SHORTAGES WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING
INCREDIBLE BY MODERN STANDARDS.

THE VAST MAJORITY OF NATIVE TREES WILL BE SNAPPED OR UPROOTED. ONLY
THE HEARTIEST WILL REMAIN STANDING...BUT BE TOTALLY DEFOLIATED. FEW
CROPS WILL REMAIN. LIVESTOCK LEFT EXPOSED TO THE WINDS WILL BE
KILLED.

AN INLAND HURRICANE WIND WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN SUSTAINED WINDS NEAR
HURRICANE FORCE...OR FREQUENT GUSTS AT OR ABOVE HURRICANE FORCE...ARE
CERTAIN WITHIN THE NEXT 12 TO 24 HOURS.

ONCE TROPICAL STORM AND HURRICANE FORCE WINDS ONSET...DO NOT VENTURE
OUTSIDE!

 

You thought it. You typed it. You read it. And All 3 times it sounded right to you, so you sent it. If you were just a Little smarter? You'd be retarded.

 

Got out there today, took off work, by @8:30 the first 75 minutes or so were really fun thigh high with sets of waist rolling in for the patient surfers. It was s nice surprise as originally was supposed to be about one foot waves. You could see the deep dark clouds of the almost tropicsl depression off shore. Wind picked up, got pretty choppy , but early was a nice treat.

 

it's gonna be flat, and probably a chance of rain with 20 mph onshore winds. not even a good beach day, best bet to just stay inside and nurse those july 4th hangovers

 

It's not gonna happen, it's not gonna happen, it's not gonna happen. That said I am hungry and thankfully I where a small pizza with extra cheese as a hat so I'm not that concerned if I'm wrong. Which I'm not.

 

if it happens we should let shark-hunter come back

 

Ok, that's taking it way too far.