"No Country for Cold Men"

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin, Oct 8, 2015.

  1. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    maybe he threw all brad $hited stuff n the wata
     
  2. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I'm thinking he moved to Hawaii, got hooked on the Oxy, would constantly yell MakeItStop MakeItStop out of agony of his addiction and then pulled the trigger to that 9mm and blew his brains out.

    Twisted I know...
     

  3. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  4. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    ur ending sucks dsup
    dont you know HI has strict gun laws, it would be a hassle to bring the 9mm

    and they dont have teh oxy here
    ice is amazing, I dont even need to eat and I cant feel the rain
    being homeless is awesome!!
     
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  5. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    You love it, don't lie
     
  6. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    I disagree.

    I am an expert on Hawaii even though I've never been there.

    I owe all I know concerning Hawaii to Surf Mags and Dog the Bounty Hunter.

    On an episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter, they went after some bim who had Oxcy's. Interestingly enough, to the surf crowd, she was working at that famous strip club, where all the kine bros in da country go, La Femme Nu something or other. Was Shawn Briley there?

    Aww man, if I could just get a connect to bring South American Jersey Fire to Honolulu, I'd be The Man. In two months they'd be, like, "Ice? What's that?"
     
  7. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Any Dominicans out there? Hook me up.
     
  8. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    good story riley,i thought for sure that was one of ur tales.now I see where u get ur creative writing skills from,surfer mags lol.

    and ice is good for the Hawaiian economy.it makes u want to do stuff to the extreme.oxys just slow u down,and who wants to just sit back and chill on an island?coke used to be big there,but idk howdaphuk they get that to Hawaii.now all u have to do is go to walgreens and home depot and u can shake up some meth:rolleyes:
     
  9. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Wrong, CEP, I got my creativity from constant childhood moves and being locked in a closet for punishment. It developed my mind to depend on itself for entertainment.
     
  10. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    I've still got about a dozen Breakout mags, even the very first edition (all in Black & White, even the cover).

    Cool story, Matt George is a fairly decent journalist.

    Now, do one by Dave Parmenter. Your writing style reminds me of a cross between Parmenter and S. Hunter Thompson.
     
  11. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Hey Kidrock.

    First dude, don't get bent by me. I am not going to stalk you. You're a cool guy. Don't get weirded-out by me on the computer. I'm harmless, unless you take a wax paper bag from me. I know, I tend to creep out people on the computer. You should have seen me on Facebook a year or two ago.

    Well, thanks, I have been in a horrible state of mind lately, and I appreciate that comparison. I'm weak these days, which is a perfect time for any detractors to come at me. See how nice I am. I even tell people like The Old MIS-13 when I'm vulnerable for attack. Yeah, truth be told, my swagger is lacking these days. My mojo suffering.

    Secondly, "Fairly decent??" Aww come on, Matt George was great.

    Here are the names I can recall who "got it": Sam George, Matt George, Matthew Warshaw, Steven Barillotti, Ben Marcus, Leonard Brady, Tim Baker, Hawk, ahhhh there are a few more but I can't think right now. I have things distracting me. Sour D or Diesel? Yes, sorry Derek Hynde and other Aussies.

    David Parmenter baffles me. He was, like, the best writer, and didn't continue with it. Perplexed. Totally

    Shoot even Mauro and Slater were good.

    Aww man, I dug Breakout. I can't believe I didn't even save but one all these years. Aherns or Ahrens, man.

    Kidrock, it's all cool, bru.
     
  12. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    crossed with Dennis Leary's mongoloid stunt double
     
  13. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Are we back to trading insults?

    Let me know where we stand.
     
  14. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Im just glad your back
    dsup is a weak-@ss nemesis
     
  15. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Well, just remember, I may apply for a grant to study in Hawaii at some time!

    Free stuff from the government!

    Always been interested in Asians and stuff.
     
  16. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    You think that only because I have been going easy on you. When I go hard your vagina bleeds like a virgin on prom night.
     
  17. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    lol easy there cptn micropen1s

    your latin gonorrhea might be extra sludgy, but it dont scare me, I have bleach
     
  18. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Bleach? Sounds painful
     
  19. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Hey MIS 13, how's fatherhood?

    I wish your kiki(?) a good life. Keep him/her away from your homeland. Don't want the kid to catch a habit, ya know.
     
  20. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    its waaaaaaay easier than motherhood