Not tuff enough for belmar

365 khunt, and I was weighing in @ 198 at the time. And I didn't play football...I twisted the arms and necks of ego khunts such as yourself. Now gtfo.

 

Valhallalla on fire.

 

Weight lifting in general is terrible for surfing. Better off swimming and maybe doing some leg presses, but benching etc ruins you. Bulk is public enemy number one if you want to surf good, been fighting that my whole life.

 

Maybe bulk has little to do with it.
Maybe your skills just plainly suck??
Most pros have some measure of bulk.........

 

Oh man bubz did you really get yo feathers ruffled by some Norf Joisey Eyetalianz

Hey Lil Rick 3ft New Jerseyian this evening...whatchu doing dawg

 

400 lbs or we are not impressed. Hindus don't care about 315.

Meh, benching a lot will do nothing but harm your surfing abilities. I only bench 225 right now, and I weight 165. I lift quite frequently, but excessive muscle mass is worthless to me. Muscle mass also doesn't determine fighting ability. I have seen 150 lb kickboxers take down 240 lb dudes that bench well over 300 lbs.

 

Yah, prolly so dawg.

They / it possess pretty much the same exalted opinion of themselves.

Only minor difference is that shart snoofer's posts go into francis-psycho snap zone while shart snoofer's alter ego, shpad shpeckliiit, is trying to maintain a poseur pseudo intellectual position.

 

for our Susan!
https://youtu.be/Ji_5qsL1zXM

 

Brad I'd sweep the ish outta your leg.

 

Just ax Riley.

 

Getting one's gear thrown into the ocean while one prances on the beach too scared to say anything to the mean tattoo man doesn't qualify one as "the new sheriff."

 

And, btw, bracked & shpitttted: seems that you just got called out as a chica's blood-emitting orifice, sparky.

 

IDK Yank, he sure does come at you in the same way your boy Clemson would come at you. I'm seeing a lot of similarities here, the whole passive aggressive thing, just sayin, keep your mind open to other possibilities.

 

On second thought, I'd also consider MFitz to be Bradsh*tted as he also has a certain love for the one and only Yankee. Think about it...

 

That's probably a better bet. One thing's certain: trolls are all the same: nutso de facto who desperately need to get laid but with no shot at getting laid (chucka-boo-boo's latex luv dolls don't count).

 

I like ole Fitz, but if you think about it, he had that whole Fitzpedo situation where he regulated an 8 year old and posted his GoPro video to bask in his glory (which I thought was hilarious). That seems eerily similar to Bradsh*tted claiming he regulated from the shoulder when it was he who got regulated by getting his sh*t thrown in the drink by the owner of the peak.

Obviously the ridiculousness of the character is intentional, which is why it gets the reaction it gets, hence the definition of a troll, so for that he has done his job.

Some trolls are funny (Barry) other trolls not so much (Brad), I say SI should have a Troll Olympics where all the trolls troll each other till the weak ones post goodbye threads while the strong survive and keep this place entertaining.

 

True, my son is 120lbs with skills and easily puts my 196 pound ass on the floor.

 

Towelie is on a fukin roll lately!

That was fuking hilarious!!!

But it might help you when you're swimming out to get your sh!t after it gets tossed in the ocean.

 

Succinctly well spoken, DP-SUP.

It's almost become a badge of Forum honor to be termed a 'moron' by Barry (sorry, Cooda). Unless, of course, the poster really is a moron.

So I think you may have nailed it: fitz went ballistic on me when I tore his egg basket open in front of the other Easter bunny trolls. It wouldn't let go, almost a maniacal need to not be embarrassed & to be 'right' -- despite everyone on the Forum opening up fitz's various orifices it was me that it went after. Same as now w bardd armpittt. No matter where my posts are, or on what topic, it goes & posts a comment. (and Admin boots who?)

He / it / they are obsessed with me.

Actually, 'twas Seldom that regulated fitz, put it back on its meds.

Maybe its Xanax scrip ran out...?

 

It does like to lecture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpOVZx1JhW0

Maybe it can bench 500 lbs.....shredmachine beware!
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/mikefitz73/