Now Seeking High-Level Surfers for a New Competition TV Show

Im a soul surfer bro! No thanks!

 

Wourde, suck my balls, you AND your mama.

 

Ugh...this will attract knobs and posers, for sure...

Leave our kind alone, thank you, sir...we have enough issues...

 

Swellies Unite & Press Forward!

I hereby nominate:
Riled Up Martin for the color commentary from the booth (no one could possibly do this better than our man)
waynetheinsaaaane for the pre-contest homily (should take hours, allowing for plenty of ads for www.swellinfo.com)

Surfers:
chucka-boo-boo but he has to leave the latex dummy in the barn
MIS ms thing if she's not on the rag that day (no endangering other surfers, shark bait!)
the gnome but only if he surfs his plank, wears his orange jumpsuit as well as his junior rocketeer helmet
and, of course, the SHREDMACHINE

 

Absolutely. EMass as a nutritional consultant for the contestants. Seldom for chief procurere of the herbale sacraments to kick off the contest in style.

 

I'm down I'll go on it I know I can't surf but the drama behind me trying and the agony and sadness of not being able to would pull in viewers wiping tears from their face...pan the camera Suns setting waves slowly crashing close up on me talking to my best bud "it's all I've ever wanted in my life and I can't have it" ... I know u want it frost but life goes on you must not let this ruin you" It'll spawn a whole social viral buzz as "stand up frost" morphs into everyone "standing up for frost"

 

Don't forget to include Sadley Bradley. That MoFo rips!

 

#spearfishing

 

Done, email sent...and I included several pictures of my balls. Hope that helps.

Let me know if you need more pics.

 

Simma down now. Ive been chill lately! Respct bro

 

Since nobody else is going to, I'm gonna have to ask that you start a proper hello thread. You're no different than anybody else who comes on here. You want participants? Do a hello thread. Don't be like Barley dude from the OBX just using us for our votes. That upsets my friend Riley, and you don't want that now do you? Do the right thing...

 

Hello Surf Comp,

Nice to see us surfers are finally being recognized as the pedistable & omnipotent people we are.

I think this thread has made it fairly clear that there are some major differences between surfers and UFC fighters. (Aside from the benching & fighting)

If good surfers are what you is looking for, you can rest assured they are here. Just take a look through any of these threads and you will be able to hand pick the best of the best and find exactly the characters you are looking for.

That being said, give me a handy or a blowy and ill come on your show.

Sincerely,

Tractors-R-Us

 

I was being serious. This contest sounds right up your alley.

Dude that is exactly they way I picture B-Rad looking!

 

That is awesome!!!

 

I signed up! I also nominated myself to be the first to suffer total humiliation as I'm cut from the show in front of the entire nation.

 

As long as there's females in the true-life house after comp I'm in.