Now Seeking High-Level Surfers for a New Competition TV Show

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by surfcompetition, Jul 13, 2015.

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  1. jettyface

    jettyface Well-Known Member

    Aug 5, 2009
    There's only one way to settle this little contretemps. Head to Belmar, New Jersey. Find a little place called D'Jais, throw back a few Red Bull vodkas, then head down to the beach and paddle out in the barreling splendor that is the always-on MoCo sea juice and shred it out.
  2. HaydukeLives!

    HaydukeLives! Well-Known Member

    Mar 24, 2015
    It prides me to think that I'm better at not drowning than I am at the internet.

  3. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Im in!
  4. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Due I rip so hard your nuts would fly off and smack you in the face. I shred so hard your mom would cum just seeing me surf. I make Slater look like a 13 year old girl on a Wavestorm.

    Oh and PS I pretty much only put down you and your lover Utah, Chicaronne, The Gnome and Wayne. I may disagree with others but it's a respectful debate.
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    No. It's not impossible. You're obviously not an authority on AI. You actually don't "surf there quite frequently" because on its best day, AI is fantastic in terms of fun. And you certainly weren't at AI when Seen & Billy were tearing up OH surf for hours.

    Anyone who does surf AI on the reg knows full well that on certain tides the shore pound can provide spongers with more than enough kicks. You're likely one of those self-inflated tools who gets drilled to his knees by AI's shore break as you stumble out of the ocean.

    Your comments are ignorant & stupid. As well as passive aggressive: because you are a hater.

    The true gist of your typing is that you seem to have a thing in your pants for surfers who ride longboards.

    I've seen young to old surfers ripping on small to well OH surf at AI. On longboards, sparky. You seem to have missed all of that. There were 3 or 4 young adults out there just this past Wednesday, walking their boards, nose riding, having a blast. Talented riders. Oh, but you missed all of that.

    It's likely that you're one of those poseur clown short board riders who show up at AI with your Hurley gear; you paddle out & then proceed to miss wave after wave after wave. Oh....wrong equipment. Again.
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  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Them that can, do. Them that can't, brag.

    Here is the difference, raddamoron: look at your posts in re your surfing. Now go look at Mitchell's posts in re his surfing (and that of others). Mitchell is all about sharing the stoke. You, raddamoron, are all

    And then you show up here slinging mud, calling names, confabulating repeatedly. I know...I's ok.....big word; you'll have to look it up. Again.

    Carter owns you, btw. It's like watching a cat batting a vole off the wall.
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    Sep 17, 2013

    THIS is what you get, srsly look at this sentence. this is the HEIGHT of SI surf talk

    too many 'great posters / poor surfers' for the regular Joe to take srsly

    that above quoted sentence 'won' the internet...awesome, eh?

    I love how yankee defends AI like bbp defended BRRRRIIIITTTTTAAAAANNNNAAA

    AI was epic, for like 3 moments, a half decade ago!!! lolz. clownshoes.

    for the record, I dont shred. I surf donkey-esque at times, however: I love tubes and love to to put it on the rail
    if you're not into that as adult: give up, now!!! let the folks who know how to ride waves, do it. if not you are just flotsam in the way.

    srsly, the rest of you: gtf home, start a bridge club.
  8. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    The Barney Power is way to strong round here. Land locked a$$ holes!!!!
  9. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
  10. SkegLegs

    SkegLegs Well-Known Member

    Feb 8, 2009
    You should realize alot of the forum posters here are from the mid Atlantic and your referencing of anything assateague related...well already downgrades you Internet credibility to 48.6%. Then you go and again mention your buddies charging boogies on the you slip to 2.8%. I feel like if you keep going on about this yankee the only people left to talk shop with you will be in the great Lakes regional forum.

    *edit* aww **** post 420 bra
  11. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    wow lol.solid post yankee,but it seems like swellinfo put u through anger management or something,like nelson mandelas used to reading ur posts about tearing people to shreds,now it seems ur against it,which is cool,no need for all the hate.good to see u feeling the stoke for the longboarders,there are a lot of them that rip,I seen people on logs in li get better barrels than people on a sb.its all about how u ride ur equipment.
  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    :cool: must have been my lobotomy that Simod666 got me while I was in SI Purgatory, cepp.

    +1 as you said: its the rider not the gear.
  13. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Oh, dang, and here I'm operating under the assumption that most of the posters on here are hard core Tahitian & West Oz shreddahs. Y'know, real CORE old-school mofos who have surfed all around the planet just like you. Oh say you've rarely been out of Bal'mer? My bad.

    I've surfed with people, at AI and many other breaks, who are way better in the ocean than I'll ever be. I give them props for that & for being cool heads. It's all about the stoke & having fun.

    You, on the other hand, take my praise for those folks & post ignorant stupid unfounded crapola about a break which you obviously know jack shiiiite. You're angry & jealous that you aren't mentioned by anyone in terms of your surfing ability.
    Maybe that's your new name: jack shiiiite

    Here's a possibility: head on back to your lake house. Talk about trout or something over your mountain campfires. But when it comes to talking about AI & people who surf there, don't even go there moron.
    Just STFU.
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  14. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Yankee!!! Your Kookin out and everyone knows it. Friggin amatures... Go play in the sandbox while the big boyz charge. Aye take you little dog with you (Rkelly) Yap Yap leave my boyfriend alone haahhahahhaahhaaha [email protected]!!!
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  15. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Carter owns you again, francis. Every time. It's HOF awesomeness! :cool:
  17. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

    Feb 13, 2012
  18. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    It is what we strive for!!
  19. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    I like how the monosyllabic morons say that the active masturdebaters are stupid and sh!t.

    I love that stuff. It gives me an erection, a non-Viagra erection.
  20. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    I'm pretty sure I can handle the most mind-altering substances and still function in the water better than anyone on here.

    6-years ago? Ah, forget it, no contest. Ha, most wouldn't get out of the bar or off the corner before they even attempted a Nicky Wood air-dump floater.

    Ah substances, ruining promising Aussie surf careers for decades.

    Skeg Legs, stop hating on sponges. I'll have a surf-off against you. Just like an 80's movie ski-off. Yeah we'll surf the K2 in Jersey. Very macho.
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