NW Surfing and other stuff

Discussion in 'Northwest' started by NWSquid, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Ahh the Pacific Northwest. I like the Pacific Northwest.

    Anyone out there in the Pacific Northwest that wants to adopt me? I'm potty trained and I don't drink anymore.

    Hey do the guys at Seaside, Oregon really have biblical relations with llamas?

    Is there really a Bigfoot(s)?

    You ever have problems with natives? Does alcohol work as a good diversion plan?

  2. NWSquid

    NWSquid Well-Known Member

    Sep 11, 2013
    Yes. As a matter of fact they do have biblical relations. Koranian ones too.

    But really, Seaside is the most localized break up here, especially Seaside Point. Dog poop crammed under your door handles, slashed tires, waxed windows- forget surfing there. Most people think Oregon is all hippie-dippy hipster weirdos- which there's a lot of- but get out of Portland or Eugene and it's as redneck WT as any midwest or down south backwoods. So add that mentality to surfing and that's what you get at some of the breaks.

    Never saw Bigfoot but we have big sharks.

    Natives? Nah.