O Adnim, Most August of Mods*, Prease Excuse

Yeah, I thought that somebody ID'ed Pohan as The Shred, which was quickly followed by the beatdown of the 'mo.

Which made it even more titillating.

Corey Pohan aka NJShred for POTUS 2016

 

I woulda asked for an autograph and a piece of that Hindu action.

The funniest thing about the entire Shred legend is despite all the poor grammar and the boasting and the wild claims of jet setting to perfect surf in exotic locales and sexual exploits with Middle Eastern bikini models and the well-paying job in Finance along with incredible feats of strength is that the stories were all TRUE. He wasn't lying. That makes it even more awesome.

Shred: The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

 

just wait for the chronicles of the SCshredmachine there will be drunk driving, late nights with sisters, a job in construction, bench pressing budweiser cases, banging every single Buddhist chick in burma, getting drunk on airplanes, surfing in somalia and pakistan while running underground cia alcohol importation because they be dryyy.

 

u know how ..lost did "ward stories"...si partnering with Chevrolet needs to start and fund a webseries for "shred stories"..it will break the internet

 

Shred stories!

Why didn't I think I that! It could all start with shred hanging at Djais, getting pumped to paddle out in the Belmar