O Barry

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by DawnPatrol321, Jul 10, 2018.

  1. Kanman

    Kanman Well-Known Member

    732
    May 5, 2014
    Barry come back, any kind of fool could see

    There was something in everything about you

    Barry come back, you can blame it all on me

    I was wrong, and I just can't live without you
     
  2. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    He said that so many times though... hard to believe that he's gone for good.

    I love this song. Did you know it's about a politician who offed himself on live TV? Pretty sweet.
     
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  3. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Everybody needs a break every now and then. I suspect he’ll be back.
     
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  4. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Yeah, and I know he'll hate this so i"m gonna say it. He's the Kelly Slater of the SI community. Not in the G.O.A.T. sense, but in the countless half/sorta retirements sense.
     
  5. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    His wife caught him on the scantily clad, looked up his history and posts on the scantily clad and delivered the ultimatum.
     
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  6. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    CLEAR YOUR HISTORY AND COOKIES!!!!!

    And my wife would sit down and check them out with me
     
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  7. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014

    Proofs or it never happened dawg

    I be tellin' yous Barry might have reinvented himself and a more humble version is now amongst ye

    Conspiracy Theories Bruhhhhhhh
     
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  8. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    One way to find out who... I'll just quote the Bible.
     
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  9. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    He didn’t strike me as the type to lurk - too balls out... BUT, “only the shadow knows..”
     
  10. MrBigglesworth

    MrBigglesworth Well-Known Member

    Jun 29, 2018
    “Though shalt not judge, for none among you are without sin, and none shall know the father until they are reborn in Him”
     
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  11. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Adios Barry, you crusty old fuck. I'll miss you. I'm 55. Does that make me the elder? I think a couple guys on here are a bit older than me.
     
  12. Merx

    Merx Well-Known Member

    515
    Apr 4, 2018
    Barry needed a break. Wife prob gave him an ultimatum, net or her.
     
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  13. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I didn't want to be the first to say it, but I was thinking this exact thing.

    I always had a suspicion that his old man identity was just there to throw us
     
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  14. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    He's probably traveling France right now
     
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  15. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Not quite. I'm 58 and I believe SI Dogg is around there as well. And Dosxx has a few years on all of us from what I understand.
     
  16. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    58 brah.

    My theory, and I'm old, so I have the wisdom, is he has just been called up to serve in the U.S. Supreme Court, and has a lot of splaining to do.
     
  17. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Damn, I feel like a kid, 37 years old here. When I got out of the water today, some lady who was about to paddle out told me that us "young guys" make it look easy out there surfing the chest high shore pounders, she said that we are young enough that we can bounce off the bottom no problem but she's too old and will break if she did that lol
     
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  18. Merx

    Merx Well-Known Member

    515
    Apr 4, 2018
    She was politely educating you:

    https://www.everydayhealth.com/osteoporosis/osteoporosis-and-gender.aspx
     
  19. Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

    Sep 9, 2011
    I'm 30...so am I even old enough to be on here????
     
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  20. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    For some reason I thought you were older, like my age.
     
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