That's fantastic, Moon Dog. Thanks for letting us know. Just go to Jennette's mothertrucking pier. That's where the cool kids go. Hey do you know Allen Iverson? Do you buy crack in Bad News? Or Portsmouth? Hey, have you ever been to the Wendy's on Battlefield Blvd? I used to eat there sometimes. I puffed the peace pipe in the parking lot. Once at a Taco Bell, on Battlefield Blvd, I smoked base in the bathroom. My parents were in the car with me. I couldn't wait any longer. I was trying to get from Jersey to Corolla. Taco Bell was as far as I could make it. Of course, the bathroom was empty when I went in, and as soon as I took my first blast people entered. Multiple people. Man, Tidewater annoys me sometimes. Like that time, bru. Dog, do you like the term, "Tidewater," or, "Hampton Roads?" There was once a time when they considered joining the Seven Cities into ONE city. Oh my God, that would have been magnificent with dogs and wolves. Hey, do you watch Wavy TV News? Do you read The Virginian Pilot? I used to. But I don't anymore. I used to read The Virginia Pilot at The Sanderling Inn in the mornings. I worked there. I did night auditing. It was very nice from December to April. Man, January and February were dead. That's were I discovered my snarkiness on the internet. Have you ever had a bar fight with military guys? Ever been to Peabody's? Where in the world is Cab Spates and Eric Anderson?
I had a horrible explosion of diarrhea in that Wendy's back in 1997. And I was on my way to South Nags Head. Pelican Park to be exact. Sunilarity is crazy.
Riley you are a freaking trip Dude. Your so random and relevant all in the same breath. You should do standup...sitting down. So I surfed with Cab (not friends but just being around) as a grom. When I moved to Hawaii, I was paddling out to Pupakea one morning and he walks up to paddle out. It was cool to surf with him out there and I would see around over the years...but then I didn't. Not sure if he still lives there. I too wonder. Pretty Cool Dude....always smiley!
Hey Riley, you are around the Philly area, right? Will you be attending the WaWa Welcome America festivities this weekend?
Chavez, God bless you and the little children. How was your Topsail excursion? You ever coming to Fox Jetty? Come on, man. JayD, thanks, brah. I'm more funny than Kevin Hart. No, really I am. Hey, JayD, you still in Hawaii? JayD, what happened to VA Beach, man. You guys had so many shredders back in the Cab Spates days. Where'd they all go and who has replaced them? Hey, you ever touch Wes Laine? Zero, I am half-way between Filthadelphia and Atlantic City. Zero, part of the reason I moved from Ocean City, NJ to Hammonton some 10 years ago, was that I was 30 minutes from Camden/Philly and 30 minutes from the beaches, brah. See, I was dedicated to the drugs and the surf. That's awesome. Now I just adore Hammonton. Umm, I wasn't planning on it(The Welcome America stuff). Why are you going? Ahhh, you want me to get you PCP in the badlands. Sure, Zero, no problem. Just PM me when you'll be in The City of Brotherly Love and Dope. I love all you guys so much. I think I heard a rumor of free hoagies one of these days coming up. Zero loves WaWa shorties........and watching men urinate. Ha Ha. Hee Hee. Tee hee....... SELDOM, tell T to stop turning computers off. Hey I never really spoke to Mary this last time. Some day I will get cracked up there and barge through her door with my twang exposed, wild like Sigmund Freud. That dude loved crack.
Topsail was actually not too bad Riles. Ride-able surf 11 of the 14 days (mostly knee/thigh high) I was there. Surfed the Surf City pier the two days prior to attack number 4. Post session spleefs with a berry berry smoothie from Hunga Bunga java on the daily. No rain. No crowds. You may find it boring without the urban beach/boardwalk craziness but it was a good get away. Starting in two weeks, I will have every Thursday off until Labor Day so I'll be good for a couple trips to the Brig.
Nah, stayin south for the holiday weekend. WaWa hoagies are okay, it's like Subway, they are not GOOD subs, they are okay. If you want a good sub, find the little mom and pop grocer! Def not into watching men urinate, they close the door. LOL although, I did witness many people urinate in public at Firefly Music Festival. Not by choice, they just couldn't help themselves with that much liquor in 'em.
Man I'm glad I checked this here thread...cracking up Riley. I will tell her you said that, I think it's hilarious when you tell her in person. Ya know, we were talking, I was telling her about my problem with fire, and it was then she realized that she had a problem with turning off peoples' computers. Dude, we're ready to come down for help. Mary was a little sad, she axed where you were when I got back from the train station. I think you should run in there and lay some pipe one night. You'll be doing a philanthropic deed. I had to run home on lunch and seemed to have lost my motivation. JayD brah that's awesome you're on the islands.
Glad you had a cool time, Chavez. Nahh, I'm not into urban craziness when it comes to waves. Like, I never surf in AC. Ghettoes are for crack not surfing. That's the way I see it. Actually, Chav, I just told Seldom this the other day.... I'm actually not into the inner-cities anymore. I used to get an energy and thrill from them. Now they make depressed and make me feel ugly. Like, I had to transition through Camden this past Saturday and, man, that place is just awful. All the wasted lives and despair....... Chavez, let me know. You have to surf with myself this summer. Hell, maybe we'll hang out on 3rd & Main in Darby some day, too. This fall you can drive me past .......shoot what's the female Bonner High School called again? Prendi? Anyways I want a catholic school senior gal(18 years old), especially one from Clifton Heights or somewhere. Maybe I should wait till Spring for a better chance of legal age girls. God humans are so crass and animalistic with their base urges and desires. We are sick, sick beings. I can't believe how excited I get by women's backsides. And Zero, some people like getting urinated on. Sick, sick beings.
"JayD, thanks, brah. I'm more funny than Kevin Hart. No, really I am. Hey, JayD, you still in Hawaii? JayD, what happened to VA Beach, man. You guys had so many shredders back in the Cab Spates days. Where'd they all go and who has replaced them? Hey, you ever touch Wes Laine? " RI- I will have to deliberate the Hart assumption. I don't live in HI at this point (90s into 00s for a decade). I sure do miss living there. I go back every other year. The traffic is the only thing I don't miss. This past winter it was soooo jacked! Never lived in VB or touched Wes Laine. I have surfed with him and he can milk a knee high wave better than most ECers. As for VB rippers...it seems to me there may be 1 or 2 per 10 years that really have skills. You could probably say that about most beach towns on the EC. I don't even know these days. I live a little closer to VB as the crow flys but prefer to head south and chill with family and friends (nothing against my VB brethren...well some of you. There are some spoiled ass kooks in VB).
Kevin Hart isn't funny. He's this generation's Chris Tucker. Speaks in "funny" voices but has no substance. And how is Chris Tucker doing these days? Not good in a Hollywood kind of way. Kevin will go the same route. Chris Rock is(was) funny. Kevin Hart isn't. So you're in Virginny these days, huh? Ah, you know what, I miss the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel. I really do. Saw the best waves of my life(in person) there one fateful day. Drove me nuts, as you know, I couldn't get to it. Hey, do you have a boat? Ok JayD you have a good day and better night. Snort a roxi and smoke some coke, and then watch the women's World Cup - Germany vs your Americans. Carli LLoyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli LLoyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli LLoyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli LLoyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd. Say it JayD......
Seldom, get Mary to get me some Bridgeport fishscale and I'll do anything she wants with my tallywacker. Oh I need a stabilizer to avoid skitziness and paranoia. Thanks.
