Official Beef Thread

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Mar 27, 2017.

  1. Takako Patterson

    Takako Patterson Active Member

    Mar 28, 2017
    Ah ha, you looking bad, Ray.

    Why don't you report me and Your Pier to the mods.

    How am I stalking Barry?

    What in the world did I do to him?

    Yes, I am stalking MIS. Whatever that means. Though I don't have a ladder or binoculars.

    You, not so much.

    I ****ing hate people from San Diego anyway. What, can't handle Los Angeles?

    Oh, only sissies use the term snowflake. Really, I've done the research.

    Aww will all you guys make up. You're breaking my heart.

    And Your Pier does have taste and class. Sure he might not know the influence cosplay has on certain populations, but that's ok. He has demonstrated excellent taste and calls things very good. He's very nice, happy and helpful.

    Hey MIS and Kid you should pressure Seldom Seen to give up the goods on myself.
  2. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    bro, pm letting you know I'm just trolling aint the same

    I really don't care either way...just about everyone here is cool with me, regardless of extremist views, wave riding style, swimme & reconne ability or whatever. and I didn't mean to call anyone out, just saying I thought we were all against the mods - that's a cause I can fight for

    srsly, sometimes it seems like we all need a marriage counselor. srsly, I don't put this much work into my marriage

    so, I don't got no beef with anyone. not rocque, specially not thankfulsaurus.

  3. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Nah dude, my bad for misunderstanding. We've been cool for awhile, I don't wanna ruin that.

    One of these days I'd like to make it up your way, it's a bucket list thang. Beer and lobster will be on me
  4. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013

    suite! oysters up here are the sheet too

    cane season in august...and I always got time then, as long as I'm around
  5. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
  6. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    so nobody actually got wet today

    got it
  7. Takako Patterson

    Takako Patterson Active Member

    Mar 28, 2017
    This guy is a psycho druggy. But he's already proven that he's stalking me ......


    I am posting on my client's Swellinfo account as I am not lowering myself to create a new account. Plus, I wouldn't be able to create a cute moniker attractive to this demographic.

    I am Frank G. Raso, esquire, and I am considering possible litigation concerning my client's claims of defamation and slander.

    It is my understanding - and I have performed an initial, cursory investigation - that you claim my client, Takako Patterson, aka Paddington Jetty Bear, began an ongoing conflict with yourself, actori incumbit onus probatio fellatio. After my investigation I found this to be untrue. The verbal jousting began after a certain member whom refers to himself as "Thankfulsaurus" began making supposed derogatory towards my client. You subsequently joined the dialogue.

    Actually, my client never made any insulting comments towards you in the past few days. Also, in past episodes of sexual conflict, you have been the instigator, whether, or weather, you mistook my client's intents or completely missed the message, ad quod damnum.

    Calling my client a "psycho druggie" on a surf predicting website message board is both slanderous and defaming. Do you have any proof of this alleged drug use? Do you have any credible psychiatric professionals willing to testify aboot my client's mental health state? If you do not have solid evidence of such claims, I suggest you cease and desist in making such comments. Habeus Corpus Christi.

    You also claim that my client is stalking you. What evidence do you have corroborating such an accusation? You spoke, on a public surf predicting website message board, that you have property in Ocean Shores. It is not a crime for my client to have a good memory, which also goes to refute your claim of my client having mental health problems and severe drug problems. The only thing my client has done to indicate a more intimate knowledge of you, Kidde Rocque,(off the record, God you people are nuts) was referring to you as, "Ray."

    Since you deny this being your name, no evidence exists of my client stalking you. My client is not involved in international espionage so I sincerely doubt he is collecting intelligence on you or any other member of this community. Besides Thankfulsaurus, of course, which any court of law would fully understand, due to his actus reus.

    (Off the record: What are you a chick or something? Why would my client stalk you? This is the strangest case I've ever dealt with, and my practice is located in Hammonton NJ. I already detest most of the people on here, not that I ever much cared for surfers. I think I'll vacation in the mountains this summer, staying as far away from surfers as possible.)

    Furthermore, calling my client a "loser" is ambiguous at best. What constitutes a "winner" or a "loser?" My client never played the game so it is impossible for him to win or lose. He's more Jesus-like than Wayne, sans pedophilia, especially if one factors Wayne's old life in New Jersey.

    Your vanity has caused a severe lack of reason and a possible dissonance from reality. As stated above, there exists no evidence of any alleged stalking activities at the behest of my client. Though he is kind of strange, I doubt my client spends much time thinking of you.

    (Off the record: Constantly protesting that your name isn't, "Ray" makes you kind of look suspect. You should have just ignored that.:eek:)

    My client is willing to settle for $72.00, an ounce of Humboldt's finest, two gallons of Kasser's Premium Vodka, and a public forum apology.

    If you wish not to accept this offer of settlement, papers will be served at a later date. Oh, I will need your address for that, sir.


    Frank G Raso, esquire.
  8. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    I surfed gas chambers by myself for an hour
  9. Takako Patterson

    Takako Patterson Active Member

    Mar 28, 2017
    Why oh why are people so interested in proclaiming that they surfed on any particular day. Well, I know the reason, actually.

    Go to the "Who here was surfing this" thread.

    Metard is, like, totally on it, all the time. He's shreddah # 1. He's all being cool, "So nobody actually got wet it" and all. Totally cool.

    Aren't you the OCMD guy who hates that Colin Her ...ah Herilalhy, Colin Heriherly guy?

    Yeah, man, I just can't spell that guy's name. He must be pretty cool.

    Bru, you're going to so miss it tomorrow. We got a cold front and some Invest thing going.

    Yeah, it's going to be, like 3-4 foot.

    Be totally cool hearing the exciting stories of peoples' sessions.

    Then reading, "Good, man, glad you scored" and stuff.

    Hey, Clownface, how many times have you surfed this month?

    Ah, you ain't got nothing on DPSUP.
  10. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    nice, it was sick eh? work today, you surfing tomorrow clownie?
  11. BassMon2

    BassMon2 Well-Known Member

    Jan 27, 2015
    I've noticed this from Billy over the years. It's his thing. He will talk smack and all that. But he has pretended to have personal info on a few people. He did it to MIS/stank/thank. I think its just a scare tactic. Of course you or anyone else wouldn't want to chance it with family and all like you mentioned. Who really knows what he knows. But I'm just saying, i think your good.

    I know some people get up tight about reporting on here. Whatever. But reporting someone who is making threats and claiming to know names and where people live...... that should never be frowned upon. Whether it's true or not.

    Don't sweat it mang, guy will be gone in a day or two (or whenever Austin gets his head out of his ass. Anyone else notice austins post in one of the other threads billy was a part of? Something about politics, nothing about billy) and all will go back to normal
  12. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    actually did. got reinforcements around that allowed.

    full 1-2 foot action @ 6. depressing. was nice to get in though. reminded myself some people can't even make that. so I rode a couple knee high to shore and pumped like there was no tomorrow. cause tomorrow I'm inland for 6 days.
  13. Takako Patterson

    Takako Patterson Active Member

    Mar 28, 2017
    I don't know what kind of witch craft is going on here.

    Duplicate posts....


    People are talking and I can't see it.

    Oh **** they might be talking aboot me.

    This is outrageous.
  14. Takako Patterson

    Takako Patterson Active Member

    Mar 28, 2017
    Posts have disappeared.

    And I'm still not seeing the other messages. Is there a page 6?

    Oh man this is heavy. I saw that MIS and Bassmon have posted.

    Where are there posts?

    WHERE !!??

    I don't think it's an ignore function because I can see these peoples' posts elswhere.

    OMG this is driving me crazy.

    What are they saying?



    they saying

    I'm going to pass out
  15. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2017
    Yea pimp, probably same spot early. I've been bodysurfing wiamea a lot. It was clearly double overhead one day
  16. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I like the comment about Frost vs the Deep End of the pool. Or Brad Pitted's sh!t vs the ocean.
  17. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014


    rcarter is here
  18. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    I believe the Clown got taken Down-
    according to his mom

  19. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014