Seven for seven......God, I hope you were drunk last night. And hey yo, White Sea Ape, what exactly do you mean by, " Bump?"
Let's go, here, some of you have yet to vote for me. I'll be pretty hateful if I don't win my poll. You don't want me descending from Archy's non-moving contrails, with steaming mug of vitriol in hand, to verb-pounce (yeah, I made that phrase up, what of it) and open up a can of whoop-arse on you non-voting socialist gnome=board-riding pigs. Do you. And for that sugar-infused grom from RI: when, oh when will you finally be caught by the truant officer (do they still have these things) & forced back into the public school system? Get a job, kid, shovel some snow, deliver newspapers (do they still have those things), run numbers for the mob guys in Providence, pimp your pale white self out to the manic drooling van driver who's been circling your block, do anything, do something, just to avoid being 'bumped' by a White Sea Ape. Vote for me, and I won't set you free....to paraphrase very badly.
That's one hell of an acceptance speech yankee. We are just short of 6 hours from the polls closing, but Wayne can give his concession any time now. Bring on the celebratory contrails/chemtrails!!
I voted for ya Yankee. You got it locked up this year but I'm making a push for 2014, see I even hired me a campaign manager to write me a slogan! Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody
Spicoli, I'm forever in your debt. GitCarter, you are one of my SI Forum inspirations; your pithy ripostes have made me laugh out loud more than a few times; you are the General Sherman of this forum and that's a compliment. You have my vote for HOTY14; I'm digging that campaign slogan.
Gracias amigo, gracias Looks like a coupla more devoted supporters have cast their stones at, er, votes for me. Excellent! A few more votes, you lucky ba$tards, & I win by at least a 4-to-1 margin. Not even wayne the insane can claim divine intervention for a recount with a victory margin that big.
Yeah I'm gonna go ahead and offer congrats to Yankee on his landslide win! Yankee, Yankee, Yankee!!!!!!!!!! Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody
I humbly thank thee, RC...it feels great to have crushed the comp & won HOTY13. I don't think I could have attained HOTY13 without my clown posse of trolls (waynetheinsane, chrome dome from SC, the gnome & of course chucka-boo-boo) - - they voted for me early and often. Yet, more than that, they provided fuel for the fire. No, not talking 'bout the gnome's $500k wooden clunkers burning on the beach bonfires after snapping in 2' Hawaiian, nor am I referring to the smell of burning latex love dolls in the Maine barn dawn patrol, nor am I referring to the driver of the white van & his free surfboard offers to young people if only they will enter the white van and, ahem, accept hayzeus. Nay, I refer to the mere presence of the clown posse, always there, lurking, lurking, posting inane goober self-infatuated posts that very nearly shouted for HOTY responses. I welcome the comp for my crown in 2014. GitCarter is fast out of the gates to a magnificent start, esp when he's already told someone to go fock himself! The year is young. The Forum has magic yet to unfold. Impressive & side-splitting stuff. And so, to paraphrase The Grinch, to all a good night.
Congrats Yankee, well done. Takes discipline to go the full year w\o a lapse. I hear the angry beaver clan is marshaling their forces, so stay focused and keep the hate going, the dark side is strong in you... For 2014 I'll be pulling for RC though, he's a hometown Raleighwood boy after all.
Word up, you from Raleighwood? Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody
