Official voting for 2013 Swellies awards: MEMBER OF THE YEAR

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, Jan 1, 2014.

MEMBER OF THE YEAR

Poll closed Jan 3, 2014.
  1. zach619

    5 vote(s)
    9.1%
  2. Erock

    6 vote(s)
    10.9%
  3. LBCrew

    7 vote(s)
    12.7%
  4. seldom seen

    9 vote(s)
    16.4%
  5. Roy Stuart

    3 vote(s)
    5.5%
  6. Paddington Jetty Bear

    25 vote(s)
    45.5%
  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    I'll vote for that one. Just don't post a vine of said sexual act, chucka-boo-boo.
     
  2. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Dude, you gotta stop with the cheesy arse-kissing, man.
     

  3. RIsurfer

    RIsurfer Well-Known Member

    997
    Dec 5, 2012
    YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'M SELDOM'S BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Thanks RI, but you should vote for Mr. Bear or Mr. Yankee, thay are far more deserving than I.
     
  5. Mad Atom

    Mad Atom Well-Known Member

    615
    Jul 16, 2013
    See that doesn't even make sense. In Mass I could see it being something like wearing a sox/patriots/c's/bruins shirt/hat while not being able to name one player on the team. Now THAT would make sense in Mass.

    Maybe the aqua net thing was a bit too pointed. How about this for Jerz girls: the number of large cat-printed garments they own. Leopard, tiger, etc? Jerz chicks LOVE that stuff.
     
  6. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Relax pal. I gave you props on the other thread just now. You can get back on your soapbox mr. 19 votes.
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    You must hang with classy girls. There aren't that many up here. I don't care how enamored PB&J is with Mass education. Them Beantown wahines be sippin Natty Light. Soon to be Yuengling again in March!
     
  8. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013
    Yeah seldom is the man here. Pjb too although he reminds me of Spicoli with his well written poetic forum behavior so I'm always skeptical of human behavior here. After the aa ao sh!t that occurred here I considered Spicoli to be the essence of fallacy.
     
  9. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    Don't call me pal, buddy.

    I'm always relaxed on here. I don't get bent aboot surf predictin' websites....only when it turns political.

    Soapbox?

    And that's 21 votes, white girl.

    Besides, I'm trying to help you, man.
     
  10. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Emasss and pjb you should both take an ego crushing 5 grams psilocybin trip and go plant a garden. gtfo and do some real meatspace stuff
     
  11. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Chuck you wouldn't know poetry if Ee Cummings sonic ear clapped you with a queer pair of 10'5 Hotkurls whilst singing you sonnets. Go take your chinstrap beard and defile Roy's phallic region some more, you oversized, virginal bastardization of the male species. Chuck, 365x1 on the bench is no feat at a body weight of 338. Are you pissed that NOAA makes you register your wooden surf aircraft carriers with them? Must cut into your latex mannequin budget. What a drag eh? You even fancy the dudes from QC that wear speedos to OOB.

    yankee, as they say in Mortal Kombat, "finish him".
     
  12. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    scotty - help me, help you. Help...ME, help...YOU.
     
  13. Cuck Taylor

    Cuck Taylor Well-Known Member

    853
    Jul 6, 2013

    Pjb is always relaxed here. Even if he is Spicoli or whoever in this world, his characters Internet demeanor is enjoyable. Or should I say "it's " demeanor because after all Pjb could be a chick. I know for sure that Yankee and carter are female.
     
  14. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Haha.. I was going to say Coors Light, but I went with the only Boston beer I could think of.



     
  15. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Don't know to many Masswhores? They love getting hamma'd and chewing gum.

     
  16. Paddington Jetty Bear

    Paddington Jetty Bear Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2013
    HEY

    Go play in your garden you fem and do some real drugs......

    Jesus, now I'm getting hassled by a dude who gardens.........

    If you think I have an internet ego, then you're reading things wrong and missing things. Ahh, the internet, things get so lost in translation.

    Hey, you shouldn't be talking to Emass like that - he's your biggest fan. You're supposed to join forces against me. Jeez..........
     
  17. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    I've laughed a lot on this forum in the last 2 days. Laughter is the best medicine, especially in this dismal weather. We are shoveling heaps of crystallized frozen water here on the EC while zaGaffer is combing his silky mane in the San Clementian sun as he busts a layback in the shorebreak. I guess life is full of choices. Unless you're Chuck, then you have no choice but to live a sad life of ignorance en route to early onset Type II diabetes.
     
  18. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Oh man, I just saw my typo. Not "wore of the year", I meant "word " of the year, like Hindus, or Bench off, or other autocorrected words that were funny.
     
  19. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Umm...wait...so it wasn't missing an "h" for the second letter? Ok then. Like I said, it was a surprise coming from you, Betty. Carry on.
     
  20. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Yeah, but at least my mistake resulted in some fun speculations ;)