Official voting for 2013 Swellies awards: MEMBER OF THE YEAR

Yo, that dog is shralpin'. I like dogs.

 

Hey, since I'm just nailing this award thing......

Are there any women out there who want to have intercourse with me?

Hey, I'm an award winner and all. A big shot.

So if any chicks are interested just shot me a PM. Or arrange a spot to meet. The AC bus or rail station??

Yo, you'll have to provide the protection.

Ok, thanks.

 

where's the write-in? or none of the above. yankee,42.i miss lee and mook,too...no 8 posts per day...let's give a bunch of stupid awards like the rest of the stupid non-surfing world, and give them to people who just go on and on about mostly nothing but tired,stupid crap that has nothing to do with surfing...those were the days,my friend.happy clean up our act new year

 

Bump...........

 

either white sea ape or MATTJOHNSON

 

Hey Beachbreak shut the f up, you son b!tch.

Your write-ins haven't even participated in the last year. MATTJOHNSON's old news who only appealed to dorks. No one likes people from Cape May(besides LBCrew), and they certainly don't want to read stuff from them on surf predictin' websites. Cape May people spend their lives staring at two foot shore break hoping for a significant NE swell. Oh, they also hang out in the marshes looking at wildlife. No one's got time for that.

So, tell us of the SWELLINFO.COM that you dream of. A bunch of kooks axing stupid-arse questions, and talking aboot insignificant BS?

How the hell could White Sea Ape win the MEMBER OF THE YEAR AWARD for 2013, when he just joined in December?

OH MAN , NOW I'M GOING CRAZY.......JUST CRAZY............Beachbreak, can you get to AC today? I have to see you.

Why didn't you vote for Seldom Seen? What, you don't like Erock? You $#@#$ &^%$ ^%$##

Ahhh man, I'm seeing red right now.

No one's forcing you to come on here. So if you don't like it, then hit the road, cracker.

I love when people who have nothing to say, think they are Content Director..........

I have 26 votes. That's 26. 26 people like me. 26 people love me. 26 people care aboot me.

Hey, do you want some English lessons? Yankee owns a category, dude, and the if the others you mentioned were the prominent members of this site.......this forum wouldn't exist anymore........

Don't ever indirectly insult Erock or Seldom Seen again..........F'ing North Jersey people, man.........

 

Yeah beachbreak what'd i ever do to you?

 

What the Fu(k is your problem @ss face? I have not even spoke to you in months. You sad becasue even through all your 6 months of bullsh!t on here no one nominated you for any of the swellies? Upset because your hero and boy toy Roy has not posted in a while? Like someone else said get a plane ticket fly your worthless a$$ down to NZ and bang the crap out of Roy's butthole and just get it over with. Your only problem with me is that I dislike Roy, other than that we seem to not have any problem so why don't you just go whack it to one of Roy's dumb a$$ pictures of him holding his wood and stay the hell off SI. You are so enamored with his boards that you will defend the guy to the ends of the earth and you have never even met the douche bag.

I hope both you and Roy both burn the fu(k up in fires caused by all the wood you play with and rid SI of both of you parasitic pieces of monkey sh!t.

^^^There is my first post towards 2014 Hater of the Year!^^^

Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

I just voted for myself.... and now I feel dirty.

 

oh, sorry, I was just kidding, can you forgive me? obviously I am aware that mook and lee and mattjohnson don't frequent as much, especially set apart mattjohnson who was demoted and left under strange circumstances and was a total longboard kook from cm but still seemed as ok as anybody else.i just have a sentimental,nostalgic nature for the good old days,weren't really that good,i know. I don't see the dominating characters as my cup of tea,nor the polls, so I just felt like posting...again, i'm sorry. i'd rather not comment here on why I missed a lot of waves this year-it's a bit personal. did you not read the reply to the pm you sent a couple weeks ago? I actually do think 42 deserved a nomination here, or honorable mention, though I've been critical of him often,too. it is no surprise you ran away with it, though, so, seriously, congratulations.by the way, the epic swells you mentioned recently were not epic here, and sometimes your waves are ****house when it's good up here in central jersey.i'm not a cracker,nor am I from north jersey.i am considered quite annoying,though,and I can be annoyed with others. I will try to endure better in the future.sincerely

 

Making friends wherever you go, eh chucka-boo-boo....? Did you jerk your momma's hair just to hear your da-da scream at you? Are you that attention-starved, boo-boo?

GitCarter has no equal in the HOTY14 epicness, not even a tubby latex-loving Maine barnswallow like you, boo-boo, so word to the wiseacre (that would be you, boo-boo) don't push the man's Defcon button.

 

Actually, I think that RC beat me to it, and 'with authority,' as they say in the NBA.

 

Next year we should have a grom of the year category to vote for.

 

you shall win the grom of the year we cant let that road island grom win... hail tybee shreders go surf those offshore sandbars to the south and kill em.

 

i guess i win by default. yay. hahahahahahaha

 

Yeah I ain't holdin nuthin back this year!!


Vote Rcarter in 2014 Because if we all work together we can all hate everybody.

 

I have apologized, and now recognize that the people have spoken, and will now acknowledge all of this is how it is meant to be. Congratulations!