There was no Emass was everyone conspiracy.....just one dude....AO But I'm voting for it anyway. I never voted when I was a drunk. Now I'm voting all the time. I feel like a real American these days......
Ballot entries were based on items nominated. It was listed the same as it was nominated. Believe you me, I don't want to be 102% of you braddahs. I'm enough to deal with on my own.
btw, Gruvi and Hilly it may not have been a 2013 conspiracy but it was nominated and any conspiracy is arguably current unless it's been proven to have been stopped. If you haven't read it then I highly suggest doing so. I came across it last night and it was phenomenal. Biggest bromance ever between those two, more than even PB&J and seldom. It's in Gruvi's hello thread where he introduces himself and his oddball ways and asserts that he both has a wife and works in a hospital as if that's proof positive of a hetero lifestyle. Check it out. Classic SI.
Magic. You're lucky this poll already went up, otherwise your claim of 100-120 surf days in 2013 would be a strong candidate for CONSPIRACY OF THE YEAR.