old guy dunks super grom

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by cepriano, May 2, 2017.

  1. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    http://stabmag.com/news/local-surfer-dunks-grom-at-salt-creek/

    I think this will make a fun discussion

    DRAMA AT THE CREEK!!
    So this evening I'm out catching a few before the sun sets when a barrage of Dana Point's finest officers heed the call of one angry mother in an attempt to extract a surfer out of the lineup..most of us out there thought we were bait for some creeping sharks but come to find out a grom got put in line from an elder..not sure who the guy was and as a parent I'd probably be chapped to learn my kid got hassled but as the story unfolds this kid has been in multiple confrontations with many well respected locals.. we had a cop boat in the lineup, cop helicopters flying overhead and a dozen more lining the waterline headed up by our misguided youth "London" scanning the lineup to get back at the elder that dunked him...(add up the manpower and fuel costs and I'm pretty sure we're into the tens of thousands of dollars range).. for what?..a mouthy kid got dunked? Told to "beat it"?? If I had a nickel for every time an elder mouthed that phrase to me at his age of have my own island!..it's about respect and learning your place in your quest to climb the hierarchical ladder.. nowadays I've mellowed quite a bit but im fired up at what out beaches have come to?? The pressure his parents have put on him and the direction this is going is ridiculous... i spoke to his mother and voiced my perspective that calling the cops was not a viable longterm solution and asked her to consider her son's involvement, but she was completely one sided as many over-protective parents are..and once upon a time I was a cool guy in the surf industry and from experience I'll tell you there is No Way I'd sponsor this kid.. in fact I'm pretty excited to watch the collective locals join together to snake him on every wave, every chance they get! I know his parents fork over good money for @iancairns to be his coach or wave blocker or something, but he's either doing a piss poor job or he needs to cut bait.. let the groms earn their stripes and respect the old fashioned way..kids are soft as hell these days with their participation trophies and entitlements...hey parents, it's ok for your kids to figure things out the hard way..when you fail faster, you learn more..and develop what's called "personality"..unfortunately I called around and heard this reputation had long followed him and his family..sad...there was already a hashtag started by someone
    #snakelondon
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  2. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    thats not my rant btw but I agree,too long to clip in a pic
     

  3. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I'm so glad the surfing community is a Stop Snitching community. You guys make me so proud; Tear!

    Thuglife "we hear ya"

    For real Doe, just like skateboarders the man trys to tell us where, when and how we can surf.

    Forgetaboutit

    #Surfingisnotacrime

    #cutthelittledipshytesomeslack (only if charges are dropped, no harm no foul ) get your shyte together Cali

    #FreeLondon

    You guys will greef on him for 20 years, I know how you guys are

    London can surf, I want to see him compete more so he can answer for his beef, he is still a super groom, just a kid, his mom is still pulling his strings. There is no Snitching before 14 everybody knows that
     
    Last edited: May 3, 2017
  4. jaklsurfs

    jaklsurfs Well-Known Member

    501
    Apr 26, 2015
    His parents hired Ian Cairns as a coach? I always thought ian was a tough nut maybe they think Ian will help him out in other ways besides surfing.Ian will start calling him shoulderhopper i mean grasshopper
     
  5. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
  6. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Bully
     
  7. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
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  8. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    get him a participation trophy, little pu#sy!
     
  9. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    God this pisses me off. Most grooms that rip are dlcks very rarely do you meet a humble decent person in one. So now if your a complete azz in the lineup, hassling everyone for every scrap, mouthing off to an older local guy and the local guy dunks you, your mommy calls the cops. And the friggin cops over react and call in the choppers rather than laugh at the mother and kid for calling over something that has been done to every normal kid 100 times in their lifetime. California is fkd up.
     
  10. CJsurf

    CJsurf Well-Known Member

    Apr 28, 2014
    New Jersey is worse. I go to T-Street and Trestles to get away from here.
     
  11. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    That kid would probably put hands on you^^

    In OCMD grooms get arrested for beating up other surfers
     
    Last edited: May 2, 2017
  12. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
  13. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
  14. thepartysover

    thepartysover Well-Known Member

    107
    Dec 6, 2016
  15. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I'm so glad the surfing community is a Stop Snitching community. You guys make me so proud; Tear!

    Thuglife "we hear ya"

    For real Doe, just like skateboarders the man trys to tell us where, when and how we can surf.

    Forgetaboutit

    #Surfingisnotacrime

    #cutthelittledipshytesomeslack (only if charges are dropped, no harm no foul ) get your shyte together Cali

    #FreeLondon

    You guys will greef on him for 20 years, I know how you guys are

    London can surf, I want to see him compete more so he can answer for his beef, he is still a super groom, just a kid, his mom is still pulling his strings. There is no Snitching before 14 everybody knows that
     
    Last edited: May 3, 2017
  16. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    I'll pull the moms strings

    youre worse than a rape apologist
    #cuckiethecuckster
     
  17. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Soon we will have robots to do the grom dunking for us. Like personal surf butlers.
     
  18. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    A chat with mom might have been a better solution than a dunking... at least in this day and age.
     
  19. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Guaranteed the mom would have told you to fvck off as her little darling will be the next Kelly Slater
     
  20. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Kid's lucky it was a dunk and not a Fitzpedo.