old guy dunks super grom

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by cepriano, May 2, 2017.

  1. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Self-cleaning commode, I hope.
    Heaven forbid "London" should get his hands soiled.......
    Who calls their kid London?? Mom is a yuppie wacko for sure; probably on haloperidol.
     
  2. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    these are just the things that happen when theres over 60 people in the water all trying to catch the same wave.

    I'm sure the kid doesn't follow priority and tries taking every wave while hes out there while the guys that been surfing the spot since his mother was in elementary school cant even get a wave.

    dunking is just a tease lol,i seen videos of people kicking out shooting boards at snakers.

    if he woulda did this in lanuda bay lol.....
     

  3. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    I wonder if people in London name their kids Massachusetts ..

    whatever happened to good ol merican names like bob and dan
     
  4. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    they dishn out licks to people named London
     
  5. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Eh....no worries.....the kid will end up as a useless adult on meds, because mummsy is already well under way with crippling her son.

    The process of turning young London into a useless, entitled, sniveling adult who will likely have his transgender operation before the age of 25 is already well under way courtesy of mummsy dearest.
     
  7. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Well, there's a lot of people in Detroit named Washington
     
  8. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Hmmm lol. Sounds like a couple of entitled SJW's running their mouths for shock value...probably won't even happen.

    But if it does go down, I would guess that if any of those guys are out, he'd probably be hacked and stuffed a few times. Maybe even a shenanigan with the vehicle. But nobody's gonna beat up a kid with cameras these days, those days are long gone my amigo.
     
  9. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    I have surf beef with a guy who has 3 cameras on him at all times
     
  10. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    My name is christian fletcher and sorry about the language ahead of time but this has gone on to long and if your offeneded by it good you should be cause you are the problem!!!
    **** london **** his mom and
    **** ian cairns they can all eat a bag of ****s
    im so tired of these entitled little limp wristed ****ing pussies they drop in on me crash into me and then tell me "**** you leave" and then i go to grab them and there friend start yelling "**** you he is only 17 "so i say "**** you i dont give a ****" and this happens kinda regularly to me at more places than just salt creek
    my dad has dropped in on me and ran me over my whole life and if he didnt run me over on the wave he would run me over while i was paddling out and i thank him for that cause he taught me how to surf with any crowd
    then guys like q -tip would be yelling beat it grom from the water while i would be walking down the sand dunes then drop in on me and ding my brand new board and you what i did about it, i didnt do **** cause thats the way it goes i was a kid and i learned respect and the kids now have none so **** them **** thier parents and **** the police for wasting our hard earned tax dollars the mom and kid should have been arressted for making a false call and have to pay restitution for for it and ian has done nothing but hold surfing back for the last 30 years atleast hahaha have you ever seen him try to surf in those 30years what a joke biggest kook in the water my grandpa is 85 and still surfs better than ian and ian is younger than my dad!!!
    So im sorry but about the language but but its the only way people will understand how serious this problem is, even at trestles there is parents pushing their 5year old kids into waves in front of people when i was young kids were not allowed to surf trestles just like they should not play kickball on the freeway
    so i sit on the inside and drop in on them sometimes as well because thier parents are teaching them wrong from the start so i feel inclined to counter act that behavior right when it is being learned!!!! Good job divel and i just might need some of that insurance you were talking about cause im not putting up with it and just so happens ians kids favorite skateboarder is my son hahahahahahahaha thats what i call karma"
     
  11. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    where da faq was THAT posted!!


    yassssssss 1000x yaaasss!
     
  12. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD

    the facebook comments are fkn fire

    That kid is going to have move to Alaska
    his mom and dad are NOT OWNING it
    they got run out of 'the islands' san clemente and now some trash here

    the parents are getting STRAIGHT ROASTED!!
     
  13. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
  14. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    No face pics unbelievable.

    This thing really blew up

    1 thing is for sure, that kid will never get a sponsor now. Not that he needs one
     
  15. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    its nuts man, she was calling peoples work when they called her out on facebook trying to get them fired, she told business owners she would 'yelp their business into the ground'

    the lady is off her rocker, apple, tree, etc

    he got run out of Hanalei, run out of San Clemente, Huntington beach he had beef, Laguna, etc, common factor: this kid is a douche canoe and his parents are psychopathic narcissists

    He will have to get plastic surgery to surf SoCal again, or move to Alaska
     
  16. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    I have never laid my hands on a woman in my life, but id like to drop kick this mother bit@h of the boat at reunion island during her period! I would never last in cali!
     
  17. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    I hope his board goes ride up his ass and hes done forever, fk em!
     
  18. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Yeah he is flupped. Non Surfers never understand surf culture, it's almost magical.

    The surf community is the last small community in SoCal

    Some surfers are bat shyte crazy, being 15 or a girl won't save you.
    My friend Matt Machonis is a prime example, he got in an armed standoff; that boy has been crazy

    Clownface has had the swat team collect him a couple times, I'm actually a legit psychopath, I try to control it but can't. Surfing attracts crazy people
     
    Last edited: May 4, 2017
  19. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lmao she definitely crazy lol

    seems to me like one of those parents that didn't do sh1t with their life so they push their kids to the limit and try to take all the credit.but hearing the mom I can only imagine what the kid is like.

    London will become a surf metaphor for what not to do lol
     
  20. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    You have to surf in groups and practice blocking for friends. I've been blocked a good amount of times in HI. It's a beautiful technique

    We still give warnings on the EC, but I'm sure Cali is far past that.