O'Neill East Coast Grom Tour

Are you guys coming to Strathmere NJ? If so, I would skip it and go to OC NJ instead. The kids in Strathmere, like my sons, are bad azz. They'll cut leashes, break boards over their knees, throw your sh1t in the water, and tell you to go back to the valley.
Everyone's nice and polite in OC NJ. Have your contest at 7th street. You can have all the groms in circle and they can sing Kumm Bi Ya.
Strathmere is like the Fort Point of the East Coast.
Your welcome,
Chavez

 

Could you clarify something for me? Is this event for little kids or is it for dudes that are about to get married? We have a hard time keeping that straight around here. Thanks.

 

Gee I'm sorry. You misunderstood my post. I will cut you some slack being that your a product of the SC school system and are probably mentally slow.
I meant our groms will kick your ***goty azzes not us old grumpy guys. Most of the old guys that surf with me are teachers, cops, and carpenters and we surf a few time a month, not a few times a year and most guys are on fishes in these parts. We only surf a few times a month because we work for a living, and like to have sex a lot with females. I know that's something you haven't done yet. One you discover how much fun it is to get on into a vagina then surfing isn't as important as it once was. Then you procreate and make little groms. The same type of groms that you and Wayne get all frothy over in a creepy white van sorta way.
There. I hope I cleared that up for you so you won't be all butthurt on a surf forum.