Organizing Surf Outtings

Dude if you have been gone since 08 you are in for a big suprise at how SI has changed! Oh and BTW why the fuk are you trying to advertise your surf forum on this one? What a Douche Canoe.

 

douche canoe
no need you.
fly the coop.
(haiku)

 

5-7-5 syllables, come on man!
and baddy, id love to link you to jennifer Lawrence's sweet sweet voluptuous semi-tanned birthmark covered body, but the links were taken down

and a vans rider from mexico? that sounds amazing! can we get a short order cook from egg harbor city next time?

 

Bro. This could win the -OTY14 for most archaic tread resurrected. Nearly 6 years old. Not even sure what to say about that! So what's the deal bruh, do you think we are surf forum junkies that have adequate time to be obsessively devoted to more than one forum? If so, you're dead wrong bro. You haven't even given us a sales pitch so how do you expect us to come to your break instead? You guys are west side, we are east. Appreciate that for what it is and we can have a bi-coastal surf forum gang war to da max. Get ready to fail on the reg bro. You don't have a character that checks cheddar like a food inspector by day in the stock market and smacks lips and Hindu women by eve. You've never seen a virtual wave break to the 23rd power. You've never played poker with a wolfhound in Atlantic City. You've never attacked a wave face with a Carolina Cutback followed by the Charleston Chop. Schitt, bet your whack forum doesn't even have a gandalf the grey look-alike peddling oversized wooden boards to the tune of seven figures. Bro, if things ever get Gruvi over there on your kook forum let us know. Until then, get off our peak.

 

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What he said Fool!!!!!!!!!!! SI will fuk yo forum up mutha flunka!

 

What do the big pirates do when they see little pirate? why obviously steal all their booty and burn their boat for good measure! time to go on a raid boys.....

 

checked out their site, less than a dozen members and still more chics than here. shocker, i know

 

Your site is a fail. My tribe are my neighbors and friends who I surf with every day, not some bunch of internet hodads. Keep your herd south of OC. You're not welcome up north, unless you come alone and respect the locals.

 

thats ok. the adjectives alone overwhelmed me...

 

Trash him all you want, fellers. He won't be back until 2020.

In 2020 we will CLEARLY SEE that his sight is failing.

 

Will that be due to his age?

 

Unfortunately, there are usually plenty of surfers out already without me having to invite another 5 or 6 to make it even more crowded.

 

There's only 3 topics in 6 years on that kook's fake forum. Braddah is such an underachiever he hasn't even got any posts up in the Wahine Style category.

 

why the **** would i want to do that?

 

hey bro if your from cali your a cook+ cali=kook get off my page man. south is the best.

 

charleston chop hops 4 lyfe.

 

I love when sandblasters quotes his own posts in replies lol