Thanks dude. I have to admit that I hurt myself not from getting hit in the zone but from simply jumping stairs when I was in my teens and skating religiously. I have been told to lay off the surfing but seriously, I live on the east coast. Most of y'all can agree with me I'm sure that if there's swell ya gotta go get it. There will be a flat spell again
Haha nice. I'm almost disappointed this waited til page 3 lol. Seriously though, I don't know many folks that actually surf around here. Apparently everyone is a surfer but I digress... Basically I have been freaked out about this pain and didn't know if others had dealt with it as well. Please no pics of anyone's testicles. And c'mon man, you had that stingray thread. This info could help someone like my paranoid ass. If I'm coming off as too serious on this issue...then you're goddamn right! Who wouldn't? If becoming a eunuch, tom green or dead from ball cancer was a goal, i wouldn't worry. Surviving is a passion. My originally stated reasons are my passions. Anything that can facilitate these I am all for. Surviving, sexual reproduction, pain reduction for example
At least there was some useful info I got out of this before this all started. Oh well, I knew this would happen haha. Seriously, I know this is far out to anyone who hasn't dealt with it (assuming y'all exist). Despite the fact this thread exists and I am putting this out to the world, that ad you just posted shows how fickle this world is. The probability of this injury happening in this community is higher than say, this dude who plays video games and beats it to the memory of the chick he works with. Man I am off topic. I care about myself and any useful information that can be provided. Peoples stories put things into context and help with finding a solution. Doctors do get things wrong and I can't go see 600 doctors, pick the worst case scenario and worry myself to death. Its bad enough I made this thread. Worst case, I get a **** pic but it saves someones life or nuts. P.S. - Please no pics…that's weirder than this thread could be labeled.
Idiocracy...classic haha Seriously though, this can give us an opportunity to compare what the docs are saying about a certain condition to people with a similar lifestyle. Dude ow my balls. Seriously the last thing I want to talk about are those. Damn mortality and our fragile human bodies
My buoys are incongruent too. I think it's like 3 of every 4 dudes (or 1 in 4, I forget) that have the offset nuts to prevent jostling which would adversely affect sperm count. This thread is awesome. Because it is full of real life issues for us dudes and also for the comic relief. BassMon is all good in my book and no homo in his corner. He's just secure enough to sext you his package. What is the point penalty on here for PMing a dude your groomed/ungroomed nutsack? On the topic of surfing and testes and such...any of you bros ever have the higher nut (right one) get sucked up into your abdomen from the cold water temp and now it's sticking out of your stomach and you're LAYING on it?? Happens a lot to me and I gotta push it back down or else I'm stuck with a lot more "pain" than any sternum bruise or cervical or lumbar spine injury could cause. Just gotta be careful there aren't any wahines in the lineup while you're managing your parts...
Let's take a pole - I mean, poll - on male Forum members' testicular configurations: left hanging, right hanging, low hanging, undescended, size variance, etc. Perhaps a supplemental before/after session "shrinkage" study. But no pics, please. Now turn your head and cough... Kidding aside, go see a doc if the condition persists.
Dammit gaf lol. At least that wasn't you...or is it? I hate to come off as a hypochondriac but this could be my only shot at this life thing. Good luck man and please no more visuals haha
Bastard...lol. For the record this is not a pics or it didn't happen thread. Dude that sounds bad like it went all vertical n retreated north. Guess I feel a little better.
It's like they took it so lightly and I'm like that's bulls***! Probably with all if the additional patients they are now seeing perhaps they care less? Not that they don't care but they're just busier. Ugh, I'm saying this because I hope this helps...one went vertical. That didn't sit well with me. I figured I can't be the only one with billions of people wandering around. Seriously not looking to talk testes on the Internet but this does help. Damn I'm vulnerable to so many jokes. Any similar experiences minus pics. I can't stress that enough.
HAHAHA! Good point Emass. Why do I keep coming back to this thread? I swear its for comic gold and not internet teste talk. Really.
Your wikipedia link exhibiting (your) bee sting. Shoulda seen that coming after your two preceding posts. Don't know if that was your way of not PMing me a pic of your goods but to send it to a website, have it posted, send me the link, check it out and find myself seeing what I have disclaimed that I did not want. clever, but NOOOO! Did not need that Perhaps I am mistaken. I see to that you have a disclaimer (for all of you English reading only viewers). Unless that was your way of saying I am giving my soul and showing it off at a Medici whorehouse for fishermen? I had to check out some of the other possible meanings. Do you have a story to share to set me on the path to a calm mind and safe inhabitants of the sac? thanks
It's happened to me with a borrowed spring suit that was too short in the torso. And yes, it sucks. Well...not that kinda sucks but you know what I mean. After a wave...plop back down on your board to paddle back out...and WHOAHH that shyte ain't right. Then you have to readjust and take the next one on the head.
Any of you guys read the bookSick Surfers ask the Surf Docs from back in the day? If so, do you remember the story of the testicle and fin?
Haha well played. I can't believe I crossed that line though haha. Thanks man. I just love surfing and being alive in proper working order. Never have I learned so much from experiencing "ow, my balls"
I will if it relates to my story hahah. Seldom, I am intrigued. Thanks for the heads up. Do you think we can he this to last another page? His question might have just killed it
In short, dude wipes out during a sesh, takes fin to groin. Slight pain, but no tear in wetsuit so he continues to surf. Post sesh, goes to the bathroom to pee and change. As he's peeling off his suit, he's surprised as one ball unravels to the floor. So somehow his fin sliced his scrotum without cutting the suit, and this wasn't realized until wetsuit came off. I still have the book somewhere, I'll see if I could dig it up. Saw this thread and couldn't resist sharing. Have a splendid weekend there fellers.
