Sounds like you transported to blacks... Nudes , epic waves, beat downs.... Cept it was flat north of LA so i call shenanigans
Surfed that beach many times as a kid. They are not all fat old guys. Once my buddy and I were walking up the beach and we see a hot woman in the distance. As we approach we realize she was butt naked and HOT! My friend who lives to freak me out, walks over and sits on her towel with her. The whole time he's calling to me to join them. Without turning around I yell out "no man, I'm gonna get some waves before the tide gets too deep" lol. I was a shy kid.
Sick edit brah so happy i took a dump last night and caught that original... In the vault now... The edit reason is classic... I can see the whole thought process...in this case the process is funnier than the post!