Pee in your wettie?

wetting the wettie

A couple months ago I was surfing my main break.It really wasn't working there so I went to squan for a second session without taking off the suit.Then ,right there in the parking lock I let it go.Felt kind of weird dripping down my leg.I felt like a dirty boy.

 

if it's not bothering me too much, i'll hold it so it doesn't smell. If i really have to go, I let it rip. It's kind of hard to go cause everything is all smooshed up. I try to suck in my stomach and pull my wetsuit out around there so I can get a nice air pocket to fill up.

 

nah, i save it up to hose down your girlfriend

 

im peeing in mine right now

 

That's the grossest thing I've heard in a while!

 

I make a point to pee every session, youre takin water out you gotta give some back, circle of life lion king ****...
But ****tin in ur suit man thats a no-go. Filth Merchant Stuff

 

I always thought "Pee" as a good Shark repellant .................... so far its been working

 

I definitely pee in my suit a looot less than I did back 15-20 years ago when suits were way less sealed and you got flushed a lot more often. I used to do it to warm up back then, too, but now suits keep you so dry I think having water in there at all winds up making me chillier. But when you gotta go, you gotta go.

I do have an absolutely disgusting story about going #2 in my suit once, but I'll spare you all the details. The surf was so good I just couldn't get out and I somehow rationalized it in my head and did it. Just take my advice: don't do it. It was not worth it.

 

hahah so nasty. ive had close calls like that before tho. at s-turns, i was surfing with my buddy and had to go. so i waited til the last second and then started driving with my buddy up and down that road on the coast looking for a freaking bathroom. i kind of made it. kind of

 

Never shat in my suit thankfully....., in-suit wet farts linger bad enough..., I can only hope it never happens, this is another reason not to eat Taco Bell pre session....

 

i think sh*tting in your wetsuit is like failing an aptitude test...

 

When it's 30 degrees out, All I have to say is 98.6 baby.

 

Who doesnt ? Everyone i know does, and ohhhh man it feels soo good.

 

all my non-surfing buddies ask me if i pee in my wetsuit, and i tell them its like a sauna when you release.

 

Im kind of surprised how many people buy used suits.I sold a 3/2 for $50 on Ebay a few years ago.I guess some dudes just don't mind.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUpaHawFLUk

lol...i had to do it...i pee in my suit, doesn't everybody? ..but I would never take a dump...that is just foul...haha ..but can't say I haven't had my stomach turning a couple times times out there 'cause i had to sh#t mucho bad.

 

I do. never thought that much about it. I just thought it was normal. I go for long sessions, kind of have to.

A buddy I was with got the runs once. He almost made it back to the car, but lost it standing on the sidewalk. Pretty foul. Wintersuit, boots and all. The funniest part was watching him wade into the freezing water to rinse himself and the suit off.

I've never dropped a duce in a wetsuit, but I did let a sea doo go once while surfing great waves with a long difficult paddle out. I just didn't want to get out and waste the time energy. I was wearing boardshorts though and dropped em. It was still kind of bizarre, but ultimately worth it.

 

never pinched a loaf in the rubber, but as a sponger, being constantly submerged from belly down, draining the main vein is standard operating procedure. i will say that since i got my new oneill with the sealed seams, it stays around a LOT longer, whereas it used to warm me and then flush out....makes me think twice. it IS sterile, but uric acid is also a skin irritant in long term contact...don't need no full body diaper rash. good freshwater rinse of the suit afterwards is also mandatory...

 

i cant believe this is an actual thread.

 

pissing in the suit is no big deal. i just hate thinking about the soup it creates in my booties that my feet get to bathe in...