pee test, uh -oh

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by eppeldaa, May 4, 2012.

  1. eppeldaa

    eppeldaa Well-Known Member

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    Nov 9, 2009
    Test

    U ever had?
     
    Last edited: May 7, 2012
  2. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    get one of the royal flush drink from any head shop and most sh*tty gas stations. Follow the directions EXACTLY. Got me through a gov't screening once or twice... You only need 48 hours clean.
     

  3. havanasand

    havanasand Well-Known Member

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    Aug 9, 2011
    stay sober from what? It varies. Better do your research if your job depends on it.
     
  4. Gfootr

    Gfootr Well-Known Member

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    Dec 26, 2009
    Sober enough to pee straight
     
  5. shackedNJ

    shackedNJ Well-Known Member

    53
    Aug 9, 2010
    Depends on what your using and how often you use it
     
  6. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Really, dude?

    Is this the forum for that question?
     
  7. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    What LBCREW? you didn't know this is the new pothead forum?! THIS IS NUTS- NOTHING to do with surfing!


    Seriously- stay clean and your surf and feel sooo much better!
     
  8. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. lol.
     
  9. Alm

    Alm Active Member

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    Jul 22, 2011
    If you have 7-14 days, go to the GNC store and they have a whole set of drinks for each day, 99.9% effective. got me through probation for the last year. Royal Flush is pretty legit too, but these are a lot more reliable
     
  10. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

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    May 2, 2012
    What he said ^^^(you can buy in porn store or GNC too ).....and depends on your body fat and intake. If you are a smoker, 30 days is the rule for "naturally" clean......pretty much everything else only take 3 days to clean out of the body. (Which is BS, but should be discussed at another time and place.)

    If you need to take the cleaner, make sure your use room temp water and avoid fatty or acidic foods/drinks for the day or days before. This also means NO alcohol. Study hard and good luck.

    How to be clean, by Dirty Momma :)
     
  11. Scbe

    Scbe Well-Known Member

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    Jul 15, 2011
    If you need to ask, then the answer is forever.
     
  12. ocsurf21

    ocsurf21 Well-Known Member

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    Feb 8, 2012
    Just got off probation for 3 years. Depends on body height weight and fat percentage. Metabolism is crucial. Thc is stored in the fat and is not water soluble. Those drinks are expensive and go off the dilution principle along with vitamin b complex to make your pee yellow. anwhere between 4 and 60 days to clean up. Im 20 very low body fat very active metabolism and could pass after around 5 days not toking. Same friend took 24 days to test negative. No anwser. START EXERCISING, EAT HEALTHY, HIGH FIBER DIET, LOTS OF WATER 4 HOURS BEFORE TEST ALONG WITH VITAMIN B COMPLEX AND SOME CREATINE IF ITS A LAB TEST. GOOD LUCK (or purchase a whizzinator)
     
  13. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

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    Jul 14, 2009
    I'm reporting this post to the authorities for posting about illegal activities on the interwebz!
     
  14. gtowntreyble

    gtowntreyble Well-Known Member

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    Aug 18, 2008
    I hope you lose your job.. dumbasses
     
  15. Don Ride

    Don Ride Well-Known Member

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    Apr 2, 2009
    And whatever you do man, don't eat the poppy seed roles:)
     
  16. Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool

    Earl of Funk/Duke of Cool Well-Known Member

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    Aug 17, 2011
    Well, it helps if you have a circumcised dong, that you started surfing before the age of 12, take a dump and drink coffee before you surf, and that you helped save a dolphin.
    On another note, I got a boner looking at the NJ forecast for Thursday. It's been 2 weeks (everybody remember the 23rd of April???) and I need a wave damnit!
     
  17. mOtion732

    mOtion732 Well-Known Member

    Sep 18, 2008
    this is the same guy asking about circumcision..
     
  18. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    GREAT ADVISE! if you do these things... and create threads about all the questions and hard work that you put into it- you will be able to pass your pee test...
     
  19. Bronze Whaler

    Bronze Whaler Well-Known Member

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    Aug 22, 2009
    have you ever started stupid threads in the forum......


    ON WEED?
     
  20. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Q - Clear Carbo @ GNC - It worked 3 times for me. FOLLOW directions and pray they don't hair test you!