Perforated Eardrum!?!

Could you repeat that pls...?

 

Were I you raddybraddy I would let it heal. If something happens to the other ear, the vertigo will be very disorienting, to the point you will not make it back to shore without personal help. A few weeks out is worth a lifetime more of waves.

 

Haaaa you done got b!tch slapped by the ocean!

 

Ah Barry Famunda Cudda know what he be sayin' for once

Don't let that tickle your berries...Barry...I didn't download that rainbow filter bruh

Hey there was a lot of debris in the water Monday..you could of been penetrated or perforated by some sea wood

I suggest you buy some booze and drugz dawg...you don't wanna end up trying to surf this evening

 

I can attest to o Barry's premise. I had it happen years ago (only one ear though). I went surfing not knowing about it a few days later. When the water got into my ear, I immediately became disoriented. I held on to my board an got washed in to the shore. I had to pull myself up the sand and just sit there for 20 minutes...I could not stand up.

It is my understanding it will never totally heal. I still get water in that ear that seems to stick around longer then it should but that was the only episode with the vertigo. I stayed out of the water for two weeks.

 

With all your getting, get thee a sense of humour sparky.

Oh!.....eh?.....what.....?

 

"Q Tips" :stop if you feel resistance! Sorry man couldn't help me self...again. Get well!

 

Well, this is true when you really cut it to simplicity.

 

That EXACT scenario happened to me last fall, surfing alone, waiting for friends to show up. I was SO dizzy the world was spinning while paddling back out, and I could barely sit on my board outside everything was spinning and ringing. I sat and didn't even consider taking a wave for at least 15 minutes, blew the first several I took from the disorientation, then my friends showed up and it just passed eventually. I assume I didn't have a perforated eardrum, and my ears have both been drilled out from surfers ear surgery, so who knows whats going on.

 

Calm your little pu$$y down there Sadley. Learn to take a joke. I just find it funny that karma decided to smack you down. You're always so aggro and douchey that the ocean said "nope, no more of this sh!t".

Oh and remember when you made fun of a pic I posted of one of my boards? You talked sh!t about how only kooks ride grovelers and I needed to get a "real" board that was for performance surfing. Now you post about your custom groveler. What gives Bettsy? Why don't you grow up, drop the high school macho jock attitude and just enjoy surfing for the freedom and glide it offers. Or keep shooting roids and turing every sesh into a competition and being the most aggro middle aged guy in the water.

 

Hey, maybe you could get your boyfriend to blow a load into your ear and seal that sucker up.

 

There's truth to this haha

 

Haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! That is awesome Tractor!! HOF post for sure.

 

woo hoo....This....is....talent!

 

^ While you're laid up, radda ding dong, and I am sorry that you got hurt, perhaps try to develop a sense of humor. You'd be so much more interesting, sparky; and your wife will be grateful.