We need summer rent-a-cops patrolling the line ups from June-September. That would be the cherry on top of the summer ice cream we already get. "Does that thing have a leash? No? I'm going write you a summons ($65). Sorry, my Sargent could be watching". Around here, I honestly wouldn't be surprised.
Ha! I was thinking about it, after reading your post. And was actually in the area (kinda) over the weekend. But then I forgot to sign up before the 21st to get a shirt...plus superbowel, plus was still 1:45 away from Rehoboth. Next year. How'd it go?
Armed with a camera, a beach rules enforcer on a SUP could hand out numerous infractions, civil and criminal, for drop ins, fades, and the ensuing threats and acts of violence that occur at a crowded spot on, lets say, a holiday weekend. If that ever happens around here, I will move. Life is too short to deal with floating turds in the lineup on a continual basis.