poop in your suite

Ah ha, an alternative to tossing other's sh!t in the ocean!

Also, intro tread as well?

 

This thread is getting long, blasters started it.

Man, I need me some of them mittens and a midget.

The stories on this thread are great.

 

Let me get this straight, he sh!t in his hand and then threw it at the dude? Or he shot it out of his a$$? Do you keep a turd on deck for this occasion? I don't know, I think I am calling bs on this little story

 

But if he did Z, that's some boss sh!t for reals.

 

suite
swēt/Submit
noun
1.
a set of rooms designated for one person's or family's use or for a particular purpose.
synonyms: apartment, rooms, set of rooms; flat
"we were quite comfortable in our suite at the Biltmore"
2.
MUSIC
a set of instrumental compositions, originally in dance style, to be played in succession.






suit
[soot]
Spell Syllables
Examples Word Origin
noun
1.
a set of clothing, armor, or the like, intended for wear together.
2.
a set of men's garments of the same color and fabric, consisting of trousers, a jacket, and sometimes a vest.
3.
a similarly matched set consisting of a skirt and jacket, and sometimes a topcoat or blouse, worn by women.
4.
any costume worn for some special activity:
a running suit.
5.
Often, suits. Slang. an executive, manager, or official, especially one regarded as a faceless decision maker.
6.
Law. the act, the process, or an instance of suing in a court of law; legal prosecution; lawsuit.
7.
Cards.
one of the four sets or classes (spades, hearts, diamonds, and clubs) into which a common deck of playing cards is divided.
the aggregate of cards belonging to one of these sets held in a player's hand at one time:
Spades were his long suit.
one of various sets or classes into which less common decks of cards are divided, as lances, hammers, etc., found in certain decks formerly used or used in fortune telling.

 

I agree with ya on that!!


SUITE

 

No but once I thought I had to pee and accidently shat out my peepee hole into my suit. Didn't even know it could happen. Full 2 inch wide 5 inch log right out my ****.


Best thing is this is the first post Ive made in years and I see the quality of content on this site is on par with what it used to be

 

let eat fish taco

 

If you get the midget you don't need the mittens. Unless you want to be overly kind and give them to your midget... But fuk that, it's your midget

 

You have a good point, as always. Fuk that, no mercy for my midget.


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Or one real strong anal sphincter.....

 

Ive done it. wasnt on purpose. just like kinda sharted idk. i surfed anyway of course.

 

Only if I got the runs

 

I've never taken an aquadump myself but did think one time i sharted in my suite. didn't bug me enuff to hop out during the session because i was almost spent anyway, at least not to go back in to wipe the forementioned region. I've surfed with ppl that took aquadumps tho during their session; of course i made sure i was yards away and in the opposite direction of the current. one time i had to mention it to one of them to paddle out a bit further up the water, like you're out catching a ghost wave ya know, cuz he was a bigger guy