Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by 732surfer, Apr 30, 2015.

  1. 732surfer

    732surfer Member

    Apr 28, 2012
    And the cat reads green. Hello john, I just pooped my pants and I love the smell. What do you all have to say about that
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    What's you have for breakfast, or dinner last night?

    Was it a nice turd?

    I believe the factthat we all love the smell of our own schit is a built in survival mechanism to smell when you're sick. Because, I mean come on, you could totally smell the sickness in your poo.

  3. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  5. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Everybody loves their own brand.
  6. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    One time I ate so many peanuts my poop looked like a Lance Peanut Bar!
  7. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    You have been a member since 2012 and this is your first post.

    Who are you I am in the 732 as well. message me.
  8. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    One time I dropped a deuce at work that was so big, it clogged the toilet hole and poked above the water level significantly. I swear it was as long as my forearm, with almost as much girth. I was so proud of it, I decided that I didn't have the heart to flush it. It was almost like my first-born male son.

    About 30 minutes later, a co-worker showed me a picture of it on his cell phone. I proudly exclaimed that it was mine. We marveled at the magnitude of such a fantastic piece of natural art. He promptly sent out a group photo to everybody.
  9. NWSquid

    NWSquid Well-Known Member

    Sep 11, 2013
    A regular Loch Ness monster...
  10. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    that's awesome.i sometimes take poos that I would like to take a pic and post on here lmao.just perfect shape.and then u wonder how the phuk did that come out of me?
  11. surfin

    surfin Well-Known Member

    Jul 22, 2012
    kidrock . Did you blow out your o ring , my word the size of a classic wawa hoagie . Its got to be some kinda world record or something . Was there lamaze breathing involved?
  12. Radderbsurfin

    Radderbsurfin Well-Known Member

    Jun 21, 2013

    About 1 week after my shoulder surgery and eating pain meds like they were m&m's, I finally got the urge. I was so proud of that one. After my wife wiped/removed any evidence. The second I flushed him I remember regreting not getting a pic. At least the wife witnessed the one that got away.
  13. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
  14. Gfootr

    Gfootr Well-Known Member

    Dec 26, 2009
    The coil is the hardest to measure... the taper of the bowl the circumference change. It's maddening.

    I guess the rule stands pic or it didn't happen.
  15. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Well, it was semi-fudgy, so it slid out fairly easily. I think it took 3-4 wads of TP to remove all the Klingons from Uranus. I do remember crowning pretty hard before giving birth to that monster. You know the saying: "It'll spread a mile before it splits an inch." I think they were actually referring to vaginas, but they're pretty similar, right?

    I remember another time when I was lifting weights seriously. I used to trade bullets for MRE's from some National Guard guys. I would eat 3-5 of those MRE's a day, along with lunch and dinner. I think those meals must have anabolic steroids in them, probably like Hitler gave meth to his Nazi soldiers to keep them fighting. The problem is, MRE's clog you up like shoving the Sunday paper down the toilet. I sometimes wouldn't crap for 4-5 days. When I did, I'd split my O-ring like an episiotomy and a gigantic brick would come out after much agony.
  16. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
  17. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I think this will be my new go to insult. Probably gonna use it on Wayne very soon.
  18. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    First off, I am pooping right now. A bit constipated. Its coming in waves. Little rabbit turds.

    After my ACL surgery on a monday I didn't **** until friday. I took a bunch of stool softener and literally rocked the thing out by shifting back and forth, bowl gripping, near hernia pushing. It was thicker than a coke can. I refer to that poop as my first night in prison in rewind. I was sweating.

    I have never been to prison, to be clear.

    Lately I have been pooping out sloppy messes that break the water line. Just gushing muck.
  19. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Nice, U2B. Very nice.

    This is called the "Hot Chocolate" or "Blazin' Raisins" syndrome.
  20. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Absolutely, my Southern brethren. You have my blessing.