ppl you hate seeing most in the water - poll

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by metard, Dec 31, 2014.

who do you hate the most?

  1. longboarders

    5 vote(s)
    4.3%
  2. sups

    40 vote(s)
    34.2%
  3. body boarders

    1 vote(s)
    0.9%
  4. old man knee boarders

    2 vote(s)
    1.7%
  5. tourists

    16 vote(s)
    13.7%
  6. grom/kook shortboardes

    5 vote(s)
    4.3%
  7. kayaks

    7 vote(s)
    6.0%
  8. paddle battle wanna be rippers

    37 vote(s)
    31.6%
  9. retro/alaia/singlefiners

    4 vote(s)
    3.4%
  1. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Local "pro's" and the ultra-dank underground "too cool for school" types.

    Tourons on soft tops don't bug me at all. No competition for waves, but they can be bothersome trying to dodge them on the inside sections.
     
  2. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    they're even worse dealing w/ them in a shop, if you can believe it. such an entitlement mentality!


    btw: why can we only pick 1 category to hate on??
     

  3. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Sups
    Kayaks
    Little kids that rip

    The kids are usually super obnoxious, always moving and trying to get into position and have a "tough guy" father that tries to block for him. Hate it.
     
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  4. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    Yeah, I can't choose just one.
     
  5. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

    choose wisely

    or just gimme a top 5 or 3
     
  6. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    SUPs terrify me.
    But I've actually been injured by a grom/kook shortboarder.
    And I'm not too fond of longboarding geezers who kick off the board at the end of a ride and let it fly, and ought to know better.
     
  7. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    i chose paddle-battling wannabe rippers b/c they far out number all the others & easily ruin a session w/ their antics, but SUPs & kayaks in the line up are terrifying & just plain dangerous. the others, in my experience either don't stay out long (old man loggers) or self-regulate pretty quickly & aren't worth noticing.
     
  8. patgeds22

    patgeds22 Well-Known Member

    418
    May 29, 2012
    the fathers are the worst
     
  9. RyanD

    RyanD Active Member

    27
    May 23, 2014
    You left out the group of boneheads from DE, MD, and VA that do stepoffs from the ski on head high waves. Most of them surf good enough to drop the ski. Sorry guys but you should know better.
     
  10. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    i don't get the hate in the paddle battlers. Just keep out maneuvering them and they usually move.
     
  11. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    :cool:

    One of my boys I surf with is a big fella as well. He wiped out one day and I was coming straight at him. I turned and he got out the way. When get got back out he said "holy sh*t, so that's what it looks like when I'm flying straight at someone!".

    I avoid the crowds so the tourons are what annoys me. I carve out a nice lil peak to myself and sure enough here comes a whole pack of them, slogging their fat arses straight out towards me. Oh well, such is summertime. Things get so much better before Memorial and after Labor day.
     
  12. Mitchell

    Mitchell Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2009
    Same, and for me hands down that is when we're surfing several hundred yards from the nearest group, we're clearly friends sharing a sesh on our own, and two guys (it seems like its always guys and they seem to come in pairs) walk down the beach clearly eyeing up the peaks, stare at us for a bit, paddle out and line up right next to us miling and acting like its all good.

    SUPS are a close second.
     
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  13. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    WBF, you nailed it! The tools on the piers who don't go more than 20 yards from the beach to fish, and the pier is 300 yards long, and they get mad cause we are surfing where they are fishing. Get a boat, or go out to the end of the pier. And those LLBean posterbouys who have six lines set up a peak away, downdrift from the main peak everyone surfs, and then hey get all pissy when someone drifts into their lines, and they never catch anything because they have no idea where to fish.

    SUPs are next on my naughty list. The ones that can't surf are a hazard, and the ones that can surf hog all the set waves on days when it is small and inconsistent, so by the time another set comes around, here they are, on the soft ass peak AGAIN!

    Everyone else on the list is more of an entertainment factor than an aggravation.

    Oh, Jetskiiers! They are loud, smelly, dangerous, and dirty. My buds tow into bigguns. If you can paddle in, please leave the gas guzzling, oil burning beast at home. If you can't surf, and just like to jump waves, go down the beach a mile or so away from all the rest of us folks who enjoy the ocean's natural beauty.

    One of these days...things are gonna get ugly.
     
  14. salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

    384
    Feb 11, 2011
    May you please just add this guy to the list of options? I believe he crosses into every category besides SUP and would win in a landslide.

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  15. Mitchell

    Mitchell Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2009
    IN other words MFITZ
     
  16. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Not on the list, but fisherman who set up and start fishing where people (swimmers, waders, or surfers) are already in the water.
     
  17. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    my response to the poll question is:

    Yes.

    but which one?

    Yes.
     
  18. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Yes. If you're there first I won't crowd your lines. Should be the same if I'm in the water first. Respect.

    That and as sisurfdog mentioned, the ones who don't tend their lines and let them drift 100 yds down the beach. And leaving all kinds of trash around. Hooks, f'ing fillet knives? Really? Kids running amuck all over the beach and this crap is left around.
     
  19. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    Fishers of men. You know the guys that sling their surf casters out in to the line up. I hate em.
     
  20. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Don't forget all the balled up tangled mess of fishing line.