Pre-hype hurricane hype thread

that's b/c the illuminati & reptiloids don't want us to be able to forecast hurricanes. if we could, we'd realize they're being created by the nwo shadow gov't to drive up taxes & create a climate of fear so that when the time is right, they can come out of the shadows & reveal themselves as the earth's true overlords.

 

Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh. LOL

 

I agree on getting a huge hurricane season.... I just finished redoing my basement after that biatch whose name shall not be mentioned, f'd it up.

 

I call bs. That's why I booked a trip to nica to make up for the ****ty hurricane seasons we have been having.

 

Its going to be a great hurricane season, el Nino is going to keep all the hurricanes off shore and run them up to Nova Scotia...there's my hype.

 

Bros how many treads we need on this? Already a couple recent ones in motion. Gonna start to be like wettys or PR trips. If that's what it takes for us to get some cane swell on the reg then let's keep offering these treads up and starting new ones. Post away!

 

They are all gonna stay south and find their way into the gulf.

 

Fork Hurricanes! the next big thing will be that increased continental drift is gonna create Tidal bores in all the major rivers along the east coast. Those of you around the Potomac/Delaware will see DOH conditions thruout the late summer, while us around the Cape Fear will see point break set ups wrapping around the inland barrier islands for miles and miles. However you poor folks in NJ/NY will have to contend with radioactive Bull sharks attacking anyone who dares enter the water. It has been foretold.

 

I FUGGIN KNEW IT!

We'll really love the waves, describe above, as the poles shift and plates move.

You guys made me happy. I got skunked the weekend. but the thought of epic waves in our future makes me hopeful.

 

Last year was a terrible year tropical storm wise, but you know what....

This was what we got the first week of June!

Remember Andrea?!

 

nice shot, looks like a nice pointbreak

 

Who needs hurricanes when you surf in a bathtub?

 

Dougie, looks like you're stoked on beers this weekend!!!! Hope they were Yuengling bro.

 

Nah, I had to temporarily downgrade from 90min Dog beers to Heineken. Yuengers are okay though.
When I was out the other night I had a hipster PBR, then some Dos Equis tall boys. Some dude went into the occupied ladies room and pissed in the garbage can. He was promptly removed from the bar. I thought it was funny anyway. I also saw a dude puke off a balcony at like 3 pm this weekend. Comedy abound.

 

Ho brah, where the hell did you kick it on this holiday weekend...the MTV Beach House?!?!?!

 

Dude-skis who needs hurricanes when you have Belmar,NJ

 

Bro, this tread will be all of our saving grace in a matter of days if it's not already, and you're gonna try to hijack it with SI cliches? I'd rather Roy come in and jack it up so at least we can fight back with some fervor. The BelMar hashtags are fine for some treads, but not our babies bro. Our summah hopes and dreams reside on this page...

 

If you don't talk about it, they will come...

 

SUPer I only partly subscribe to the no-hitter silence. As long as we have Dougie doing his cane dance by puking off the hood of astroturf-covered station wagon limos at Allman Brothers concerts I think we are in the clear.