Pro Surfers I hate

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, May 9, 2017.

  1. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

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    Apr 4, 2016
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  2. MrMacdugal

    MrMacdugal Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2011
    Are you sure your not talking about Nic Lamb? At least get your facts right before beating people with Lucille
     

  3. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Didn't know that it was possible to make this Clowney guy look more stupid.

    Good job Macdugal, Mission Accomplished
     
  4. thepartysover

    thepartysover Well-Known Member

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    Dec 6, 2016
    Thank you for that. I think she went on "naked and afraid" and didn't last very long. Would like to see that uncensored. I has to be out there somewhere.
     
  5. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    I'm not one of your sons
     
  6. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Settle down there, Nic Young. Except the consequences
     
  7. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    I hate you kidde rocque. I hope you duck dive a wave and come up with a jelly fish on your face. You will yell for the Dolphins to help you but they will remember you called them Sea pu$$ys on a SI thread. The Dolphins will leave you and you will take a wave in, but you were blinded from the jellyfish and you dropped in on the Shred. He busts his fins out of the water and mashes your face. The peanut gallery saw the whole offense and The Sheds entourage stomps you silly. You make it back to your car with graffiti on your wetsuit. Then the meter maid slaps a ticket on your forehead. Later the video surfaces and you get outed on stab magazine as kook of the week and #snakekidderocque goes viral
     
    Last edited: May 11, 2017
  8. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    lol

    get your shinebox clownie and leave don KR alone
     
  9. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Dude that never happened. I called them "Smile Sharks".

    Chalk another one up for Clowney lol. You win
     
  10. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Only if you let me rent your step up 8'5ish or up with breaking deposit, next time I'm on the NS. I'll buy it if I break it :)
     
  11. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
  12. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Bet! I will pay rental fee too. Good looks pimp.
    If you're interested I will pay you 180 dollars to hold a board for a year, per board. ( only if you're interested ) I always put the money upfront
     
    Last edited: May 12, 2017
  13. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    I cant promise boards stored overnight wont be unridden and cannot take responsibility for changes of conditions (or number of pieces) that may result in leaving boards in my care
     
  14. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    go to sleep weirdo its 122 am eastern
     
  15. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    [video=youtube;a_pplRzz2SY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_pplRzz2SY[/video]
     
  16. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Clowntweak
     
  17. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    "Scissor me timbers" lol
     
  18. NICAfiend

    NICAfiend Well-Known Member

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    May 12, 2012
    JOB, Bruce Irons, Makua Rothman, Sunny Garcia, Christian Fletcher, Laird Hamilton

    I'm not sure what's in the water down there but I'll never find out.
     
  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  20. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Laird Hamilton leaves himself wide open for criticism