Propper etiquette? Set the board on fire?

Only the biggest kooks put their boards on top of someone else's, so we must assume that who ever did this is a Kook of the highest order and needs a propre lesson.

Next time, place your longboard wax down on the bottom of his shortboard.

He'll get the idea pretty fast.

 

Hot FL sun, pour dish soap all over his windshield. HA HA No damage, but takes forever to get that sheet off! I don't know if I have ever heard Betty this fired up!

 

The whole reason I decided to get my concealed carry was for my family.

 

you'd be labeled as a real reactionary.

 

Wourdes to live by. Don't fock with the Queen of SI.

 

You might have snapped it in two and propped it up as a teepee and sat under it for shade?

 

White people problems.

 

Are you implying I'm white?

 

I read a threade on this here forum that promoted street justice for any slight infraction. For something this heinous, a large mob must be gathered and this man must be stoned and set on fire. It is the only way.

 

Wasn't talking to you son, was talking to Betty.

 

You should sleep with his father... And never call him againe.

 

Take it easy , I didn't intend to wake the beast!

 

No worries homey. Enjoy the weekend!

 

what balls! no doubt I would of just flipped it off, hopefully he's near by and sees his board go flying!! fugg him!

 

As I've stated before, it wouldn't quite be kosher to start with a flying front kick to the junk and immediately transition to the rear naked choke.

Using the "Use of Force Continuum", you would be justified with the Nut Shot followed by the Flaming Bort if said Kook were to flip you any sh1t for your appropriate response.

I loves me some violence, but I usually try Verbal Judo first...just to de-escalate, if possible.

When all else fails, I love waxing windshields.

 

Krazy Glue......automobile door locks...no one can even tell what's doing & the effect is, hmmmmm, towable.

 

From what I've learned there are many inconsiderate people everywhere you turn. Satisfaction of revenge is a double edged sword. It may be gratifying at the time of said revenge but there are times when it may come back to haunt your conscience, making you no better than the perp.

Me? I would have removed my board, thrown his back on the rack, deck up, and pored a bucket of sand into the melting wax and go on my way.

Everyone needs traction!

 

Hahaha. Def don't set on fire! These are some great answers tho.

Personally, I'd loosen the fins so they fall out in the water.
Or simply through his schit in the water