psa: kids, "men", hipsters, etc

Good one! Didn't klick cause I ain't no feag but what you are sayin klicked. Really, who cares wtf anyone rides whatever floots yer boot just don't dump it on me.

 

learn how to swing an axe
and operate/maintain a chainsaw
be able to make a straight cut
change your oil

if you cant, just youtube it and try it

 

+1000

However, I did see a rechargeable lawnmower the othere week that was pretty badass!

 

lol

I def use an electric chainsaw sometimes

but I feel like a feg

 

Damn right MIS.
"Your dad would never ride a moped or scooter. Mopeds are for people who want to ride a motorcycle, but prefer to feel the wind up their skirts. He rode a death-rocket with two wheels and pinned the throttle down until he reached hell-speed. Sure, he could have slowed down, but then he wouldn’t have been living.'
Plus, back then our bikes had kick starters. None of this electric start bullsh!t. To get that Hog up and going, you had to stomp the sh!t out of that starter until she kicked over and then she would damn near throw you
over the bars. Just like my ole lady.

 

Trust me, I am all about some gas, but that mower was pretty cool. My woman always tells me to chek out the rechargeable weedeaters, I tell her, NO, it's gas or nothing! lol (even though that damn Worx rechareable commercial looks cool)

 

I did go with a rechargable weed eater, it had 40 volts

but I balance it with a manual lawn mower

I think the sex toy industry needs to take a page from the '40 volt' book

 

Chavez to youngest son: "Go out and rake the leaves, the yard looks like sh!t"
Youngest Son: "OK, Pops"
10 minutes later, I hear the sound of leaf blower.
Chavez: "What are you doing boy?"
YS: "Raking the leaves like you said!"
Chavez: "I didn't say blow the f@cking leaves, I said rake them. With a f@cking rake!"
YS: "Aww why can't I use the blower?"
Chavez: "Because those things didn't exist when I was your age, and you need to learn to get some blisters on your hands. Your Momma is turning you into a softy."
He used the rake.
I'm real fun to live with.

 

Nothin wrong with that! I just posted something on FB this morning and said, "I love how the 100 year old Wal-mart greeter stands all day, but the lazy ass 20 year old has a chair"

 

Manual mower here, but i let my weeds grow. When I do get a weed eater, it's gonna be electric. But I do have chainsaw experience...and I've hauled up lobster gear by hand when the winch got stuck.

 

With no gloves! Suck that hipsters!

 

I have a rechargeable lawnmower, but that's Ok 'cause I'm not a man, right?

 

But you're still an 'Merican Scarecrow...and fock yeah Z! Two rows of callouses.

 

When we get into rechargeable, lets talk volts. How many volts we workin with here Screcrow?

 

Do you wear a trucker hat with your ponytail sticking out the back?
Do you take duck-lipped selfies?
Do you take pictures of the ocean from your beach chair with your feet in the foreground?
If you answered no to these questions then you can cut the grass with whatever you like.

 

If you grew up poor or with parents like mine you had to learn to take care of what you had 'cause it was the only one you was getting. If you wanted something that wasn't a bare neccessity, ie food or clothes, you had to get off your LazyE arse and go make some coin. Rake, mow,weed a yard, pick farkin' tomatoes ect. ( and you did't get paid for work at your on house that is what you did for room and board). You didn't get paid for good grades you got punished for bad grades. If Tommy down the block was picking on ya you better learn to put a stop to that ish 'cause there wasn't no pansy arse bully crybaby ish. The old man or your brothers taught you how to throw a punch and defend yourself. We all had guns and nobody shot anybody. Too many kids these days don't work for anything and as a result have little appreciation for the effort it takes to provide for their sorry arses. Any time something doesn't go their way they start blaming everybody else and mommie and daddy start fixing stuff for the little snot. End rant,

Hey you kids get off my yard! Do some farking push up you pansies!

 

Haha, no to all of the above. Glad to know I can keep cutting grass and dicing up the leaves and pine needles (no need for any damn leaf blower) with my little 36 volt mower.