psa, new matress

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by metard, Jul 18, 2014.

  1. Jul 18, 2014 #1
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    memory foam ...they're awesome. it's like sleeping in heaven or something like that.

    you are flat out terrible at sex if you can't get things together on a memory foam mattress. it lets you do more of the work. you can unleash that primal lust and put the power to her loins. let me know if i'm going too far.
     
    metard, Jul 18, 2014
    metard, Jul 18, 2014
  3. Jul 18, 2014 #2
    JakeF

    JakeF Well-Known Member

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    Interesting.
     
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  5. Jul 18, 2014 #3
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    tumblr_n06r2jQtjG1rlo1q2o1_1280.jpg

    Good catch.
     
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    seldom seen, Jul 18, 2014
  6. Jul 18, 2014 #4
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    you do know that almost every post i make is sarcasm or bs right?
     
    metard, Jul 18, 2014
    metard, Jul 18, 2014
  7. Jul 18, 2014 #5
    Hayduke Lives

    Hayduke Lives Well-Known Member

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    I sold mattresses once.

    It sucked when fat couples came in to shop.

    Easy Easy money though
     
    Hayduke Lives, Jul 18, 2014
    Hayduke Lives, Jul 18, 2014
  8. Jul 18, 2014 #6
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    This thread is gold! Hahaha Gaff that's some funny sh*t, I agree that the combo of memory foam and springs is where it's at, that's my next purchase for sure
     
    DawnPatrol321, Jul 18, 2014
    DawnPatrol321, Jul 18, 2014
  9. Jul 19, 2014 #7
    natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

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    There is a mattress add on my sidebar. Classic!
     
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  10. Jul 19, 2014 #8
    JakeF

    JakeF Well-Known Member

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    No! Say it ain't so! *insert winking emoticon here*
     
    JakeF, Jul 19, 2014
    JakeF, Jul 19, 2014
  11. Jul 19, 2014 #9
    3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    hhaha. Outstanding
     
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  12. Sep 5, 2014 #10
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    sleep # is the new sh*t
     
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    metard, Sep 5, 2014
  13. Sep 5, 2014 #11
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    I have a king size on a big azz wood sleigh (aka slay) bed frame. Thing was making noises on the reg so I reinforced the hell out of it the other night. What a wise choice. Indestructible now.
     
    EmassSpicoli, Sep 5, 2014
    EmassSpicoli, Sep 5, 2014
  14. Sep 5, 2014 #12
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    I duck dive my Cali king, and that's after I finish crushing the comp in bench offs. :mad:
     
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    yankee, Sep 5, 2014
  15. Sep 6, 2014 #13
    worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

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    metard - you're a republican(??!!!)
     
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  16. Sep 6, 2014 #14
    EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

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    Pull-up bar above the bed bro. Pull-up contests are the new bench off.
     
    EmassSpicoli, Sep 6, 2014
    EmassSpicoli, Sep 6, 2014
  17. Sep 6, 2014 #15
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    The swing on my ceiling takes up all the room. :cool:
     
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    yankee, Sep 6, 2014
  18. Sep 7, 2014 #16
    chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

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    I got the 6" and it's like sleeping on marshmallows.
     
    chicharronne, Sep 7, 2014
    chicharronne, Sep 7, 2014