Pushed Into The Banzai Pipeline

dude trust me your definitely ready.dont let anyone discourage you.il be going to Hawaii in a few weeks and the only thing im packin is my 14'10'' sup board and im taken it to pipe,waimai,outside log cabins.i was gonna buy one of those inflatable lifevests,but I found a sick pair of swimmies for $15.search and you will find brotha.

pipe so overrated.i rate it a 2 compared to sandy hook which I rank at a 10.it barrels more in jerz than it does at pipe.and if u get in trouble,lifegaurds have jetskis.imagine that a jetski rescueing you 15ft from the shore in jers during a wicked 23ft swell like tomorrow.what you want to do is pick out the best guys out that day at pipe,someone like johnny Florence or maybe Jamie o brain,maybe even sunny Garcia if hes out that day,and just hit the cruise control on that wavejet and calmly glide to wherever they paddle,and when a wave comes and they start paddling,u come flying out of left field with your arms folded and the wavejet doing all the work and say yea suckkkkaaaaa!!! like mclovin.

 

oh god lmao that was great