Real Laws in South Carolina

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by ATANTICOO, Jul 18, 2014.

  1. ATANTICOO

    ATANTICOO Well-Known Member

    237
    Jul 14, 2014
    Git Er Done!!

    When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.

    It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.

    Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.

    It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

    It is illegal to display a confederate flag on a courthouse.

    Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.

    A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people.

    It is illegal to give or receive oral sex in South Carolina.

    A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.

    Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state.
    (did Micah have to obtain this permit?)
     
    Last edited: Jul 18, 2014
  2. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    its bull**** we no long fly the flag on the state house no more, when that happened i was truly upset. the republicans in this state destroy it and burn it to the ground.
     

  3. zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

    Jan 21, 2009
    You can beat your wife on the court house steps on Sunday, but it has to be with a switch, no larger in diameter than your thumb. Not kidding. Just revising your statement. And it has to be after 12pm. People have church to attend first
     
  4. ATANTICOO

    ATANTICOO Well-Known Member

    237
    Jul 14, 2014
    No blowjobs from a horse in a bathtub. Geez, whats the world coming to?
     
  5. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Mr. Surf, how do you plead?


    Guilty.
     
  6. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    not sure if this is the right place to say this but

    i love south cack