Redneck Surfers

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  1. soulrider

    soulrider Well-Known Member

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    Jul 19, 2010
    Did you always live down in PBC? You ever been to gun club cafe?
     
  2. ocripcurrent

    ocripcurrent Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2008
    Seen some real-deal redneck surfers down here along the northern Gulf Coast - there's been a novelty 2ft windswell, but the water is warm. Just be glad the inland swamp folk don't come to the east coast beaches as much - they go to Okaloosa County
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Huh?? You tried to pick up their boyfriends???
     
  4. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
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    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Can you hear the banjo playing?
     
  7. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    That opened after I got over my redneck chick phase, and I was dating a stripper at that point, so I was hanging at the Bowery after she got off work at Flashdance. Oh the 80s.
     
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  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lol The 2000’s were pretty bad ass too. Crazy can be fun, but can only handle so much crazy.
     
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  9. grainofsand

    grainofsand Well-Known Member

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    Jun 26, 2014
    Define Redneck surfer? likes to fish? likes to hunt? isn't a walking billboard for the surf companies?
     
  10. hinmo24t

    hinmo24t Well-Known Member

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    Jan 16, 2012
    that surfing sheep was wild
     
  11. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    She got down the line, caught two reforms and looked pleased as hell about it too!
     
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  12. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    I live in redneck central and have never heard of these Shorebillys. Hawaiians share many redneck traits, big trucks, boar hunting, fishing etc. Island life is very similar to redneck life
     
  13. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    my buddies and I used to do this all the time. I don't have time to fish anymore and probably would leave the sharks alone these days.
     
  14. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    How nice of those gentlemen to take Roy's wife to the beach.
     
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  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Polynesians ARE rednecks....no question about it.
     
  16. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    It's hard to define. I could sum up a redneck up as a person who prefers to be outdoors, is somewhat self reliant, and finds joy in simple (free) things in life. If this sounds like you, and you surf, you might be a redneck surfer. Living south of the Mason-Dixon line also helps.

    IMHO, big trucks, lots of camo, and hunting are not what defines a redneck. Those are just rich folks who want to look/act country, and TBH they give real country folk a bad name.
     
  17. leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2010
    no, no, no. You see, those guys riding around flying giant confederate flags out the back of lifted trucks that say "redneck" across the windshield are actually just racist a55holes. Sad reality here is that they are giving rednecks a bad name. Being a Redneck isn't a fashion statement, or even a state of mind, it's away of life. A form of heritage passed down from generation to generation with a little cousin plunking mixed in along the way. A real redneck is piss drunk by 2pm at the pier and threatens you with a fillet knife in the parking lot because "Yer scarin' all the feesh away!".
     
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  18. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    stars and bars on them weenie bikini
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  19. Notaseal

    Notaseal Well-Known Member

    Apr 18, 2015
    More hot chicks should ride their horse.png horses on the beach.
     
  20. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    seeing a lot of trucks lately with bumper stickers that say "Send It For Bubba".

    Is this new or am I late to the party again?