Redneck Surfers

Huh?? You tried to pick up their boyfriends???

 

Can you hear the banjo playing?

 

That opened after I got over my redneck chick phase, and I was dating a stripper at that point, so I was hanging at the Bowery after she got off work at Flashdance. Oh the 80s.

 

Lol The 2000’s were pretty bad ass too. Crazy can be fun, but can only handle so much crazy.

 

Define Redneck surfer? likes to fish? likes to hunt? isn't a walking billboard for the surf companies?

 

that surfing sheep was wild

 

She got down the line, caught two reforms and looked pleased as hell about it too!

 

I live in redneck central and have never heard of these Shorebillys. Hawaiians share many redneck traits, big trucks, boar hunting, fishing etc. Island life is very similar to redneck life

 

my buddies and I used to do this all the time. I don't have time to fish anymore and probably would leave the sharks alone these days.

 

How nice of those gentlemen to take Roy's wife to the beach.

 

Polynesians ARE rednecks....no question about it.

 

It's hard to define. I could sum up a redneck up as a person who prefers to be outdoors, is somewhat self reliant, and finds joy in simple (free) things in life. If this sounds like you, and you surf, you might be a redneck surfer. Living south of the Mason-Dixon line also helps.

IMHO, big trucks, lots of camo, and hunting are not what defines a redneck. Those are just rich folks who want to look/act country, and TBH they give real country folk a bad name.

 

no, no, no. You see, those guys riding around flying giant confederate flags out the back of lifted trucks that say "redneck" across the windshield are actually just racist a55holes. Sad reality here is that they are giving rednecks a bad name. Being a Redneck isn't a fashion statement, or even a state of mind, it's away of life. A form of heritage passed down from generation to generation with a little cousin plunking mixed in along the way. A real redneck is piss drunk by 2pm at the pier and threatens you with a fillet knife in the parking lot because "Yer scarin' all the feesh away!".

 

stars and bars on them weenie bikini

 

seeing a lot of trucks lately with bumper stickers that say "Send It For Bubba".

Is this new or am I late to the party again?

 

Ewe don't say... ; )

 

Hmmm here we go .....most the puswaas on this site must be in school and live with your frickinn mommy or yu may be rich i dont know but a redneck is a man who works for a livin,the mineowners called strikering miners rednecks so all yu guys callin people redneck are rednecks yourselves or maybe rich entitled punks living with your mommy

 

You sound as if you have a banana inserted in your rectum??