reports wanted

i'm not trying to sell anything,i'm just checking it.one of the only things lacking for me on swellinfo is i'd like some real reports.i realize someone could report epic for their two closeout shoulder hops and another guy reports poor because he wasn't getting barrelled and coming out dry.i think we've got some worthless reporters in my general area who seem to might as well look at the forecast and say it's good when it's really not,no specifics,but it's offshore and there's waves so it's good.i like when actual surfers who understand the break they check give a true surf report,not this buy my burrito happy garbage.

 

yeah,well,i check the other site you mentioned,and you are correct,but it sure leaves a lot to be desired,they are no great shakes,either.
it's southeast wind in mantoloking dumping almost low tide right now poor.

 

uh,i just like reports when i'm stuck at work,and i lke to hear how it looks at different spots and times.i don't report after surfing,just when i check it.sorry if you don't understand.i really don't need the lesson you gave.the 3 kook reporters in my area are a waste of time,so i thought maybe we could do better.

 

i'm sorry,i didn't really want an argument,it's just boring inland wanting to know how it really looks,as all the forecast tools can be off and then the kook who does report always says it's good if there's waves and it's offshore,but then why are all the pier guys at the inlet?or the kook calls 'not today' because the forecast calls it all small but then there's waves,he didn't really check it or doesn't know how,so i'm just sending it out that there are three reporters in my general area that are completely worthless.
i check brick beach on my way to work because i can drive right up and see the break from my car and at least get a sense of what the swell really looks like,and the forecast tools can not do that,and since i would like some others to,i report my observation,though this break is most often not good,but today it looks very good.so i apologize if you don't understand,but there are false reporting kooks every day for my area on swellinfo,and swellinfo deserves better,because everything else swellinfo is the best.

 

i think some of you misunderstand.some of you seem a bit unkind,too.as for your profile of me,that is funny.yes,bmw,merrick.cams often don't show what it is really like.and some spots don't have cams.is apologizing really 'crying?'i don't name breaks that can be crowded,or ask you to.and i live at the beach,work inland.i don't need to defend myself to you,oblove(that is a very cool real waterman lifeguard in the water name,i bow down to you flipping out on me for whatever reason you're unkind),but i'm way too old to be a whippersnapper.i guess since my parents had me in the surf at my beach since i'm 2 1/2 weeks old qualifies me for in the water status,like we must be kindred spirits.let's be friends.

 

every little hint helps when stuck inland at work in winter and want to get as many waves as possible before dark,and in those cases somebody looking at it is better than the charts,cams,forecasts,etc..

and do not listen to the three kooks who report from my general area every day,they're wrong almost every day.

 

come to think of it,if you saw my report today and knew where it was you could go surf there and have it all to yourself instead of following the pack,the cams,the name spots,etc.,especially on this first warm sunny friday where you can bet every kook will be invading,but not here!

by the way,do you think it will be warm enough today for a spring suit?
tomorrow is the first day of spring.
they'll be out there trying it this weekend.
two girls jumped in the water in bikinis at jenks yesterday.
i couldn't believe it

 

well,then,why does Micah put the section on his site?
why does he thank me each time i report?

I also find it interesting to see Scott's report from Hatteras each day to compare to up here. He knows the surf there, and tells it like it is.

 

nickzilla,it was a joke,you know,they will be trying it this weekend.
unlike a few weeks ago surfing at jenks in the ice storm when it was dark at 11 in the morning and i had to walk through 8 inches of slush to get on to the beach