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Discussion in 'Classifieds' started by PatSayJack, Apr 4, 2016.
get the hell out out of here. We don't like your kind round these parts.
Stockton surf Club would crush Richmond. Just saying.
Thanks for the kind words, guys.
'The Richmond Surf Club' ....wtf....this is gotta be some self-infatuated millenial d-bag whose mommy or his gf, prolly same critter, told him what a good idea jonny bot!
Stick to your poseur hipster pubs in your skinny jeans & bearded freak show androgynous look that confuses your millenial pawn hyphenated-last-name women who are happily/cluelessly seeking their definition of masculinity toilet cleaning med facilitating doormat males you wanna be Brooklynite tool.
Cool design. Not a big deal guys.. After all he did post in classifieds. Good luck down there in Richmond
Hey Jon, nice to see what you have done with the movement in my hometown. I am originally from there and a lot of people from there have always told me they surf.
So you ever go to VA Beach? I once lived there and surfed there quite often. Surfing is something that I love to do as well. Have you ever surfed the pier in VA Beach?
I used to surf there fairly often before work. There were some mornings that stood out to me more so than others. The morning surf session holds a place in the hearts of some...you know what I mean?
One morning in particular, 2 years ago if I recall correctly, I was out there with a buddy of mine. It was clean, waist high at best, and about 45 degrees with a fairly low tide. I remember seeing an individual walk out onto the beach around the Dairy Queen with his surfboard in hand. I think that's the hot spot since it's the first thing many see in town. My buddy and I knew right away that this person would paddle right over to us.
Low and behold, this person did. My buddy had already paddled to the other side. So I'm getting my lil rides and this guy paddles right under me with his funboard (it might have even been a short longboard, but I digress). I'm riding a fish, but there is no way he should be under me and he screws up 2 waves in a row. So I turn to him and say, "I must smell really good being that you came all this way to sit right next to me." Dude was seriously like 3 feet away.
He replies, "I'm from Hawaii, go to VCU and think it's funny you're going to vibe me on a ****ty wave."
I said, "yeah, but you obviously didn't learn anything about surfing in Hawaii judging by your positioning and board choice to name a few."
I then thought to myself, "perhaps I am being mean." So I say, "look there aren't a lot of waves here and you are up my azz. Maybe vb is rubbing off on me." The entire time I make that last statement, I am being cutoff in conversation. So I say "fine, you get no more waves." After a few rides and him not getting any waves, he paddles about 20 yards away. About 10 minutes later a group of 5-6 guys if I recall correctly walk out and join him.
So tonight, I happen to look at the forecast and notice this thread. The moment I read it, I knew who you were. I googled and facebooked the group and immediately recognized the person from that day.
You are low life kook scum. You are the epitome of everyone that "surfs" from richmond. Judging by your douchey behavior and club I have absolutely no respect for you and hold nothing but contempt for you. I hate you. There is no aloha because you bring no aloha. You want to sell your stupid shirt on here you fraud. You can't even catch a wave and you are from Hawaii. Not to mention the tards you associate yourself with. It brings me great pleasure to tell you that you suck and I have at least a witness.
Your shirt and surfing skills are low rent.
There is more garbage you spewed out of that stupid hole on your stupid face that day. You suck so bad and you try to capitalize off of surfing. It would be one thing if you could actually surf, but you made me look good. Ha, just catching a wave showed you up.
How dare you poison this site. Additionally, you perpetuate the richmond kook surf scene...what a joke. I read your story in RVA magazine. "You guys are so beachy." Losers
Do you even know what butthole surfing is?
We will cross paths again you low life piece of trash.
You choach ass pathetic loser. If you're going to talk trash, you have to back it up. I don't care what big waves you claim. You even said you can only surf big waves. HA! What a joke.
You probably never thought you'd see me again. Shows just what kind of person you are.
I would respect that club if they kicked you out and tied you to a light post on Guilton Court. *****, I'm from richmond and I will run circles around you.
Hipster garbage. One of the main reasons I moved out of va is filth like you polluting the human gene pool. You brought Hawaiians down because of your existence. Im sure you disagree with me you self righteous little prick.
Hopefully you learn something from this experience. I'm so positive and we could've been friends but you chose the disrespectful low road. You've obviously been coddled and thought you were better then me in your self centered universe. Show no respect, you get no respect. Your behavior was so terrible I remember it to this day.
I am better than you. I'm not one to say it but you put yourself out there. Do the world a favor and tone down your **** behavior. While you made your post tonight, I was surfing. I bet your wave count would have been 0. I hope you got a chill reading this although you won't admit it. I have spoken nothing but truth you malicious thunder****. Try being humble. That day, you were anything but.
Your mother should have swallowed you...You waste of semen
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Richmond vs Volcom bench off.
Wow...yankee.....awesome use of adjectives.
I am impressed!!
And I also agree with it all!!!
Killakiel is on a roll!!
Killa. Standing ovation!!!! Bravo!
That's why they call him KILLA!
This is the best thing that happens everywhere I have ever been, lived, and plan to visit.
I always wondered what people in hawaii say, and why so many people leave hawaii.
anywayz, carry on kiel, too many f u c k heads in the surf world anyway