well yall know that there was some crazy sh!t going on that day there was some mofos surfing naked and were ****in rippin and some seaguls attacked one dude and riped his **** off! ouch that must have hurt he was rushed the the ER were they sewed it back on carefully. Moral of the story: seagulls think ****s are giant worms-be carefull next time you surf naked
wow when i first read this i thought ass was just another troll, but when i was checking the surf today a lot of dudes in the parking lot were talking about it. They told me that it was true that there was about 3 or 4 dudes out and one was appearently naked. Just as one of them went it to call the cops a huge flock of seagulls swooped in. They stared to swarm around the naked dude and after a few minuets on swooped down and bite the guys ***** off! He was screaming really loud and bleeding everywhere. The authorities and paramedics arrived at the scene quickly. The rushed the guy to the ER but the guys ***** was still in the surf. They called in some highly trained search and rescue dogs that were an unusual breed(cockerspainals) After 15 minuets of searching one of the dogs found his dismembered member and they brought it to the hospital. The guy underwent a 10 hour surgery and is now in stable condition. Luckly they didnt sew on a sea slug one of the cockerspainals brought in!
^hahahahah wtf!?! thats got to be the funniest thing i have read on this forum! How do you think of this man?!?! and i hope this isnt real hahahahah
Mr. Super Fish, no direspect to the ass, but really Mr. Super Fish? I really wouldn't compare me to anyone on here. I am my own weirdo. My wackiness has some creativeness to it, not just talking about feces, boners and such. Plus my pieces are much more complex and sophisticated. I'm going to hire Surf_nigg to "take care of business," the next time someone compares me to someone else. Quite frankly, I am in a league of my own on this site.
hahah fo sho man!! i got yo back brotha! I cant be stopped. they get banning me but somehow i keep comin back!! but im really guna try to not get banned this time, yaaaa whaaa ey mean?!?! Now enough of thos Ebonics haha SouthjettyBill you got to be the best dude on this forum everyone keeps sayin **** about me but im just tryin to have fun on these forum like everyone eles. Ill tone down the ebonics and the crude and weird post and what not if everyone would just chill haha now do you know what I mean.......hows that? see no ebonics just easy to under stand. SJB you one funny dude!
oh and surferCA dude i like the story. It funny man yeah its a little weird and some dudes wouldnt like it but great creative writing brotha!
Dear Surfin_nigg, Yes a lot of people take this thing way too seriously. It's surfing man, it's supposed to be fun. And the non-surfing public doesn't take surfers seriously.....so what the hey man. Tell you the truth surfin_nigg, I don't think many people on here are hardcore surfers. They seem way too interested and formal about stuff that old ladies who just hang on the beach should know. Keep the faith surfin_nigg don't let anybody spoil your good humor. Don't get upset by old stodgy dudes who don't know when to wear a wetsuit or not. Just keep surfing and having a good time. Keep it real up in the field a'ight
Hey SJB i havent been logged in for a while so i just read yo post. thanks man you smart brotha! and dats a bunch of horse **** that yall got banned!!
