Roy on Radio

Please dont ever use a SUP for comparison!! It shoots your cred in the foot instantly!! haha. (sorry man i live in hawaii, those things are a plague upon the earth)

But i guess its just an extreme optical illusion.

I dont really have much rocker on any of my boards. I generally go for as flat as i can get them. But for the record i do really like that fish you made CT. It looks fun as can be.

 

heck man if its on your guys' dollar you can send me to NZ and ill talk story to roy as long as you guys want me to!!!!

 

See thsi is where you and the Gnome are morons. Brew and I did not say parallel profile does not work, no one is slow to catch on and if you read the CI thread a few weeks ago you would know that most of the forum stated they did not care for those boards. We have issues with Roy's attitude for the most part and the fact that like Brew said you are like a piece of old toilet paper clinging to the hair in his crack after wiping it.

More elite than you Gnome Jr. And Charley the Olo was for royalty not the court jester so you best stop riding that thing. The fact that I surf as many different craft as I do proves that since you seem to only focus on your Takayama and Roy shapes. I would say that makes you a pretty one sided surfer and therefore not elite.

 

Don't get sand in your vagina. I will leave you back to fighting Yankee. It isn't worth my time.

 

Wow...you and Roy are the only ones on here who have ridden boards with parallel profiles. That must have required some pretty deep research on the other surfers on this forum.

 

Wayne take notice Roy is GOD, you should worship him. I mean it is sooooo obvious now, otherwise how could he be the smartest, most awesome and coolest shaper in the history of planet earth. I heard even the Silver Surf comes to Roy to shape his boards for cruising the universe. Now that I am enlightened I hope Roy of Nazareth will forgive me for my past sins and transgressions and allow me to bask in the glory of his genius and heavenly glow. I will forever forsake the foam mowing hairdresser (A Roy term from Sways) and follow him to the ends of the earth and the end of time. Oh most honored and sacred sage of the wood please hear my prayer and bless me with your divine wisdom!

 

Dude this is awesome, I just noticed below a post that recives and infraction there is a little red ticket. At least the mod allowed it to stay so all could read it.