sorry bro but i think you have the wrong site. here's a direct link to his website http://www.roystuart.biz/ just let the man build his surfboards.
Oooh glad I saw that post before I clicked the link. No need to alert the boss or happy folks over in IT.
From the website, verbatim: "It is a surfboard which is capable of giving the traditional offerings in the segment – Frye, Cooper, Phillips, Wegener , Parmenter and their respective test riders - sleepless nights." "...the designer was inspired to create a hull which optimises performance in both air and water." "The original design was made on a remote beach during the 1st year of the new millenium. 2013 Hotkurl 10-5 by Roy Stuart 1.47 million USD" "Making wooden surfboards: a complete manual for the Roy Stuart method. Make a parallel profile wooden surfboard. $39.99"
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