Roy's Gun project: Old Faithful 9'5" pintail

Nice racing SUP.

What happened to your alter-ego Luddite, or is he one of your twelve people?

 

Damn dooddite I didn't know you made racing row boats;

 

For a second there I thought you were talking about two of your twelve people, son Chrome and daughter Explorer. Sadly, it was not far fetched for you to name the people you've given birth to such names.

 

Stick with your British English bro. There's no British Latin for you to flaunt and for us to chide you on.

Btw, tell us more about your new prone paddle board.

 

Swollen info conspiracy number 80 Emass is actually Roy Stewart

 

Let's see a video of this fken boat on a wave Roy......we're waiting.

 

One day, in the distant, murky future, aliens will visit Earth. They will all be totin boards like this, and possess otherworldly surf skillz, literally. "Hey! Didn't that Roy dude used ta make boards like this before he got rich and retired? Folks often wondered if that orange wetsuite was actually a spacesuite. Man, he really WAS from outer space, dudes"

I admit to not knowing a great deal about advanced surfin vehicles, but that is a kinda cool, extraterrestrial lookin board. Surfin coneheads? Y'all have the coneheads down under in NZ?

"We shall consume mass quantities..."

 

Hey Roy, you remind me a little of Burt Munro. Tinkering away in your shed out there in a far corner of the globe (and in your brain coincidentally- though that is not a bad thing). Do you have a lemon tree in your yard too? All you need to do is to get it to Hawaii in the winter and run it at Pipe with success like Burt did at Bonneville. And please have the cam running because the entertainment possibilities are tremendous. Then sell the book/screenplay to some Hollywood hebes for a fat paycheck.

 

Roy doesn't need paychecks....each one of his boards sells for a cool million..............

 

Sometimes the sidebar ads here are more funny than the posts-->>

Now I have Space Dandy...

"Space Dandy... He's a dandy guy... in space..."

LMAO